Not John Connor · Nov 5, 2026 · 2:30 AM UTC

Not John Connor

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Not John Connor@Fake_JohnConnor7h

90° V16s piss me off.

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Your friend · Nov 5, 2026 · 12:16 AM UTC

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Your friend@MartiniPolice1910h

Replying to @Fake_JohnConnor

I love you, you beautiful big dicked artist currently known as the former fake senator 😍

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Sic Semper Deez · Nov 4, 2026 · 8:57 PM UTC

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Replying to @Fake_JohnConnor

It happens. Restore your election today!

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Not John Connor · Nov 4, 2026 · 8:33 PM UTC

Not John Connor@Fake_JohnConnor13h

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CeliosPrime@CeliosPrime14h

Replying to @Fake_JohnConnor

I guess, but i seem to remember you being a senator before this election. What have you got now? Savior of humanity? What does that pay?

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Not John Connor · Nov 4, 2026 · 7:35 PM UTC

Not John Connor@Fake_JohnConnor14h

Tough election for some of you. Some advice from a (former) imaginary senator: 1. Stop running shitty candidates 2. Failing that, stop demanding I vote for your shitty candidates 3. Failing that, accept your predicable defeat like a man 4. Failing that, cry me a fucking river

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Not John Connor · Nov 4, 2026 · 5:10 PM UTC

Not John Connor@Fake_JohnConnor17h

“It’s time to civil war you guys”

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Tekzas 🇺🇸🏜️🇺🇳 · Nov 4, 2026 · 4:11 AM UTC

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@Texas_LibtardNov 4

Greg Abbott meeting with Paxton after the election

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Not John Connor · Nov 4, 2026 · 3:04 PM UTC

Not John Connor@Fake_JohnConnor19h

Unfortunately, I no longer hold the authority to make something like this happen, but someone should.

Not John Connor@Fake_JohnConnor19h

Replying to @Michellek4040

We should replace politics with football entirely. Then we should replace football with a real sport. Boxing would be my top pick but I’m open to bullfighting or sports car racing.

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Not John Connor · Nov 4, 2026 · 2:13 PM UTC

Not John Connor@Fake_JohnConnor20h

It seems like every two years half of you are crying and I’ve gotta say, I’m here for it.

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Not John Connor · Nov 4, 2026 · 2:14 PM UTC

Not John Connor@Fake_JohnConnor20h

Could I do without the other half celebrating? Absolutely. But just knowing they’ll also be crying in two years brings me peace and satisfaction.

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Not John Connor · Nov 4, 2026 · 2:15 PM UTC

Not John Connor@Fake_JohnConnor20h

This is barely even sexual for me. 90% platonic joy derived from your misery. It’s not my fault the other 10% is wired for makeup sex. I was born this way.

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Over the Hill · Nov 4, 2026 · 12:14 PM UTC

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Replying to @Fake_JohnConnor

I thought you were dead. This completely ruins the tribute I did.

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Not John Connor · Nov 4, 2026 · 10:41 AM UTC

Not John Connor@Fake_JohnConnor23h

Good morning

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Ethel Braithwaite · Oct 28, 2026 · 1:40 AM UTC

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@Ethelbrait1941Oct 28

I m sorry all I did was ask what their costume was supposed to be . I did not know it was religious thing for them

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Not John Connor · Oct 28, 2026 · 2:10 AM UTC

Not John Connor@Fake_JohnConnorOct 28

I’ve been doing this new thing where I go to bed at a reasonable time, doze for 15 minutes and then hypnic jerk into a state of profound alertness, freeing up the next several hours to silently reflect on the unfathomable weight of existence.

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