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Atlanta, GA
Joined July 2013
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Before you go reading too deep into my tweets, pls understand I live in delusion on this app it’s nothing like my real life.
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I love ppl trying new things and/or picking up on childhood hobbies as an adult, find your peace & do what makes you happy.
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when HR reminds you to complete the anonymous employee survey
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You’ll never make it if you don’t.
Why do Men pretend that they are ok ???
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Zach retweeted
ppl laughed but "what if the village is retarded?" prolly the most important question of the decade
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1 out of 3 Aggies, across the world…still have not unpacked from GHOE. Yes, I’m 1 out of 3 🤣
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Ya’ll be scared to repeat outfits like washers & dryers don’t exist.
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Take care of what God already gave you. The home, the car, your body, your peace, the little things. Because if you can’t appreciate what you have now, how can God trust you with more? Your next blessing starts with how you handle your current one.
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Real stripes, I got that.
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We don’t talk enough about the blessings of an ordinary day, no emergencies, no devastating calls, no chaos. Just Peace.
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Zach retweeted
The ‘Invisible string theory’ suggests that two people can be connected long before they meet, With couples discovering they attended the same concerts or even appeared in each other’s old photos years before crossing paths. [via/ GettyImages]
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The more you fuck around the more you find out
That “fuck around and find out” graph video really cracks me up all the time.
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Once I realize it was about fear, it changed a whole game for me 💎
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So we pivot. And we find a way. And we keep going.
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I regret to inform you that everything matters. Small things become big things. You don't get to pick and choose when to show up, because the world will ignore your best and judge you for your worst. The one who brings energy every single day will win. Because everything matters.
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I genuinely cannot relate to ppl who didn’t thoroughly enjoy their collegiate experience cause even at my lowest….I had a BLAST.
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When somebody vacuuming and they bouta do in front of the couch 😭😂
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Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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“You violating the vibes” — yea, I’m keeping that one in my back pocket for GHOE.
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Ladies and gents come this side Eugene is cooking 🔥 🔥 🔥
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Ochocinco explains to Andrew Schulz why he REFUSES to waste his money, saying 87% of athletes go BROKE spending on PRIVATE JETS and trying to IMPRESS women who don’t even have money, while revealing he SAVED 80% of the $48 MILLION he earned during his NFL career 😲💰 “So what am I doing? Trying to show you how rich I am… popping bottles, $30,000, $40,000, and she has on $100 heels and a $5 dress. What are we doing?” 💀
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