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Joined July 2012
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I was wrong. THIS is as dark as it gets. I’ll warn you I couldn’t finish the video. People wonder how communists could kill 100 million people in the last century…this is why. These are not liberals. These are not democrats. They are demons. God help us.
Well this is about as dark as it gets.
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8 year old me at McDonald’s
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WAKE UP, IT'S GAMEDAY! 🦅
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One of my autistic students has gotten really into Macklemore lately which has led to him adopting “God damn that’s a cold-ass honky” as a verbal stim. It is unfortunately funny every single time
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THIS is why we need the internet. #Skol
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OH TOOOODLE! 🗣️💥
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Straight-faced Alex Golesh high-fiving a baby is the funniest picture of the season (@jakevcrandall)
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1) Nothing is free simply because you declare it so. Resources are finite and laborers expect to be paid. If you're not paying for it, someone else is, and that's typically the taxpayer. And no, "taxing the billionaires" won't help the situation. Not only do the nation's top 1% of earners already contribute 40% of the US's tax revenue, the combined net worth of all US billionaires is about $8 trillion, so even if you confiscated all of their wealth, that would only be enough to cover all US federal spending for one year, and now you no longer have the economic value of all the businesses those billionaires owned (Elon Musk alone employs 160,000 people). 2) The US already spends $1.6 trillion dollars per year on Medicare and Medicaid, and another $1.5 trillion on Social Security. Those are by far the biggest money sinks in the US federal budget. The government also spends billions more tax dollars on other social safety nets, including Section 8 housing. 3) Because the government is already spending so much of our tax dollars on those things, they're always spending on a deficit. That's why they always have to print more money, which leads to the devaluation of the dollar, causing inflation. Put simply, it makes everything more expensive. 4) The government is notoriously inefficient, and that's by design. You know how whenever you have to do anything involving the government, you have to sign a thousand documents? That's just so a thousand government workers each have something to rubber stamp, and those jobs only exist for the sake of employing those people. The government creates entirely unnecessary jobs for no reason other than so whatever administration is in charge at the moment can say, "Look at how many jobs we created." 5) It's easy to promise "free" stuff, but actually delivering it is another matter. Canada has "free" healthcare, but there are only so many doctors and their system is so overburdened that the median wait time to see a specialist after a referral is eight months. That's why they now recommend medically assisted suicide for practically anything, and MAID now kills more people in Canada than gun violence does in the US.
Why are you NOT in favor of universal healthcare, universal childcare, affordable housing? For real, help me understand why it’s not a good thing.
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chapen riley retweeted
Women's obsession with abortion as a political issue is fascinating. Imagine men had abolishing child support as their number one priority.
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That’s a weird way of saying “affordability”
We’re going to toss out subpoenas like Mardi Gras beads.
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Iran celebrating Democrat victories tells you everything you need to know
JUST IN: Iran Supreme Leader says, "the process of America's collapse has accelerated"
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i got confused by them yard signs i done voted for a realtor 😂😂😂
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CNN projecting Pitbull will remain Mr Worldwide
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Daily reminder that the kids are not OK.
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nigga gon hit a pothole and get into a airplane accident
no matter how much air i put in it won’t go up to 100 😡
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You don’t understand how much of the population is like this.
Caleb Hammer has a “What in the world?” moment when he realizes his 34-year-old leftist guest is arguing that her town would be better off without jobs. It started when she claimed billionaires and corporations don’t pay their “fair share.” Then she brought up Amazon, and Hammer realized he was dealing with someone who is “f*cking BROKEN.” LEFTIST: “But why are we giving tax returns to corporations?” HAMMER: “Tax returns? What are you talking about, tax returns? You’re talking about where they spend more money than they make on paper, so they have to pay less taxes because they’re employing people, investing in R&D and new technology. “They can pack up and move just like anyone else. They’ll go to Ireland for the corporate HQ. We don’t want that. You want to pull a UK where they all go to Dubai? No, thank you. I like when they’re here. There are consequences to performative policies.” LEFTIST: “There are like Fortune 100 companies that have gotten tax money back from—” HAMMER: “What kind of tax? What kind of tax?” LEFTIST: “Chase Bank got a tax return. [...] I know like Amazon paid zero dollars in corporate—” HAMMER: “Well, hold on. But that was because they spent more than they made for the longest time. They weren’t a profitable company until recent years. You know that, right? Are you saying companies should have to pay taxes on money when they’re not profitable? “So, me as a business, let’s say we make a million dollars this year. If I spend a million 100,000, I should pay taxes on my lost money?” LEFTIST: “No, if you’re—” HAMMER: “Hold on. That was Amazon. That was also one of the biggest employers in, not with bad wages either, the entire country. You want to punish them?” LEFTIST: “Not punish them, but I don’t think they should be getting—” HAMMER: “What do you want to be, AOC, and prevent a brand new campus coming to New York with thousands of new jobs?” LEFTIST: “There are like eight Amazon warehouses within driving distance of me. And they don’t do anything to better the community.” HAMMER: “You know a lot of people work there, right? That’s benefiting your community. Those people put money into your system.” LEFTIST: “That two-lane road [traffic] wouldn’t be a problem if Amazon wasn’t there.” HAMMER: “This is actually impressive. I’ve never witnessed someone so far left that they’re actually advocating for degrowth policies. [...] They pay taxes, property taxes, which those warehouses certainly do. And income taxes and whatnot, paid to the state, redistributed to the city in the state of California thanks to their new jobs. It’s your city’s fault for not allocating the resources properly. Advocate for that. “You went and advocated for a DEGROWTH POLICY. That’s one of the most insane things I’ve ever heard in my life.” Something tells me this beatdown will replay in her head the next time she blames Amazon instead of the government for the roads.
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The year is 1873. Your wife tires easily and reads too much. The doctor prescribes the rest cure: six weeks flat in bed, no books, no visitors, fed on milk, forbidden to sit up without his permission. The man who devised it is the most famous nerve specialist in America, and the women come out of it quieter, which is taken as the cure. The year is 1915. The hospital has a new way of delivering your child. Morphine, then scopolamine, and the mother wakes two days later with a baby she cannot remember having. They call it twilight sleep. The women are strapped into padded cots so they do not hurt themselves while they scream, and the straps are the modern part. The babies arrive blue and slow to breathe. The year is 1945. The truck comes down your street fogging DDT, and the children run behind it in the white cloud because the man on the back says it is harmless. At the beach it is sprayed over the bathers on their towels. It goes on the cattle, over the barn, and across the kitchen table. The year is 1948. Your son has trouble with his ears. The doctor slides a rod tipped with radium up each nostril and holds it there for the best part of ten minutes, and you bring him back three more times. Hundreds of thousands of American children get the same treatment. The cancers arrive in their fifties. The year is 1962. The health visitor tells you breastfeeding is old-fashioned and the formula is scientific. By 1972 fewer than one American baby in four is breastfed at all. The formula is skimmed milk and sugar, with the milk fat taken out and vegetable oil put in. The year is 1971. The family planning clinic fits a small plastic crab called the Dalkon Shield. Its tail is a bundle of fibres that wicks bacteria up into the womb. 2.8 million are fitted in America before it is withdrawn, and the company goes bankrupt under the claims. It had been sold as safe and superior. The year is 1983. The doctor says your arteries are the butter's fault. The dripping tin goes in the bin, the yolks go to the dog, the margarine goes in the fridge, and you have the heart attack anyway, on skimmed milk, having done everything right. The year is 2001. Your 15-year-old is low, and the doctor prescribes Paxil, because the trial in the journal says it is effective and well tolerated in adolescents. The raw data, reanalysed 14 years later, shows more suicidal thinking on the drug than on the sugar pill. The company pays $3 billion to settle. Nobody rings the house. The year is 2009. The government has spent around £500 million stockpiling Tamiflu for the pandemic, on the strength of the manufacturer's trials. When the trials are finally prised loose five years later, the drug shortens flu by about half a day and nothing shows it keeps anyone out of hospital. The stockpile goes out of date in a warehouse. The year is 2026. The doctor has ten minutes and a screen. The number is high, so the tablet is for life. The weight is high, so the injection is for life. The meat is bad for the planet and the oil is good for the heart, and the person in the chair is as certain as everyone who ever sat in it. Every one of those was settled, by a committee, in a journal, with a doubter somewhere being laughed at. The rest cure, the straps, the fog, the rod, the formula, the crab, the margarine, the trial, the stockpile. All of it certain, all of it printed, all of it done to somebody who had asked for help. You were never the one who was wrong. You were the one it was done to, and the only person in the story who did as they were told every single time. The apology comes a generation late, in a footnote, addressed to nobody. The next one is being drafted now.
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Canada is a 4 million square mile insane asylum
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the last 5 years in 140 characters or less:
So, basically, 500 million Europeans expect 300 million Americans to protect them from 120 million Russians who can’t even defeat 40 million Ukrainians while those 500 million Europeans don’t even realize they are being conquered by 2 billion Muslims who claim they are being persecuted by 8 million Israelis. Is that about right? 1
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These are the physiques that keep the world running
Men, we don’t like this
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