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Dumb enough to buy smart enough to sell

Joined January 2011
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People love to hate on Elon, while their societal net contribution is 0 (often negative). Meanwhile he's advancing the world across multiple sectors. More impact than realistically anyone. Clues have been there on the roadster for 8 years lol
SpaceX option package for new Tesla Roadster will include ~10 small rocket thrusters arranged seamlessly around car. These rocket engines dramatically improve acceleration, top speed, braking & cornering. Maybe they will even allow a Tesla to fly …
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I actually think this trend reverses as AI continues to take over and people lose their jobs/their wages become subsidized with UBI
BREAKING: US alcohol consumption hits lowest level ever recorded as Americans increasingly avoid drinking over health concerns, per Gallup
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You’re an idiot if you thought otherwise. Said differently “CPG product used AI/SEO advertising to target demographic most likely to buy their product”. It’s all the same, but now it’s on you to not get hunted by the constant consumer traps. Social Darwinism at its finest.
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Chart Simpson retweeted
Hello friends I'm looking for my next role in DeFi Since 2021 I've specialized in growth marketing and now know my way around all aspects of the marketing machine (GTM, social media, partnerships, user acquisition, referral schemes, points programs, gamification, etc.) Confident that I would be of great help to any team that is struggling to build a user base and convert attention into revenue Some of my best value adds: - Strong network, especially with big APAC traders that can move the needle volume-wise - Creative thinker who likes to solve problems without throwing money at them - I don't just come up with ideas, I execute on them (and quickly too) - Good technical knowledge - Highly self-motivated, results-driven, and accountable - Zero ego, 'roll your sleeves up and get stuck in' kind of guy - Seasoned hand (I have already taken 2 exchanges from 0 to 10 figures monthly volume before) Open to new opportunities - DMs open!
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There’s no better sports atmosphere than College Football
Enter Sandman is a 25 year old Virginia Tech tradition and the reason Metallica added the school to their last tour. Virginia Tech’s Geosciences department measured the equivalent of a magnitude 1 to 2 earthquake when the band played the song at that concert.
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Easy money sniper
Kevin Durant and his business partner, Rich Kleiman, invested in Hugging Face's seed & Series A fundraising rounds. Nvidia just acquired the company for $12.9 billion, and since I'm told Durant invested $100,000 in the seed round and $150,000 in the Series A, he likely made more than $60 million on this investment alone. That is one of the best athlete investments ever (and more money than Durant will make playing in the NBA this season).
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A profitable food pair trade specific to the US right now would be long mango sticky rice short Dubai chocolate. We’re in an early mango sticky rice bull market. Balls tingling
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Time to stop consuming the media/opinions of the bonafide idiots that are the talking heads of this space. Doesn’t even know what delta neutral is
Rasmr breaks down exactly why Jake Paul's SpaceX victory lap is a disguised exit "Jake Paul tweets that he's excited about his SpaceX public position after supporting through the private rounds. But here's what he's actually doing. He made a lot of money on the private equity, so now he's buying the IPO and selling his private shares on the other side." "You're not sneaky, bro. You're going delta neutral, I'm not stupid. You're not adding to your SpaceX position, you're selling. And $10M is probably the exact amount he has unlocked, so he's just going delta neutral." "I'm calling cap on that, I'm calling major cap. Bro invested in Polymarket series A too. Yeah."
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Imagine a world where retail traders operate at the same efficiency as institutional desks where you don’t need 50 analysts to have the same edge Introducing TrueNorth, the world’s first agentic brokerage built on @HyperliquidX 🧵
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The San Diego Padres selling to Chelsea owner Jose Feliciano, while the Chelsea supporters are openly writing letters about how shit the ownership is, is the most San Diego sports team thing ever
Chelsea supporters have shown patience through years of change. That patience has not been matched by the clarity or accountability supporters have a right to expect. This is about trust - and right now, that trust has not been earned. Our open letter to the ownership, board and senior leadership of #ChelseaFC ⬇️
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Just glad to see he's stepping away, not driving away
Tiger Woods announced he's stepping away to seek treatment and focus on his health.
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The comments in this show just how little the general public knows about peptides or how they should be used
I have pivoted to peptide maxxxing during the bear market and honestly love it so far. My first cycle currently consists of CJC/Ipamorelin injections and BPC-157 + TB500 pills. Pills are less effective than injections but I wasn’t comfortable injecting myself too much to start. I’ll move those over to injections next time. For my next cycle I just picked up Tesamorelin and Pinealon (injections), SEMAX spray and GHK-CU cream. Add that to an already good diet and 5 workouts a week, I am turning into an absolute monster. I feel good mentally, I sleep good and I am physically stronger than ever. None of this is medical advice, just giving you my personal experience. Also please don’t order random Chinese peptides off the internet. I got a doctor and get mine prescribed, don’t ruin your life over this.
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The duality of driving
Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover crash in Jupiter Island, Florida, on Friday, according to the Martin County Sheriff's Office. No details about the cause of the crash or Woods' condition were immediately released. spr.ly/6016B698Be
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Personal News: After much reflection, I'll be stepping down as Director of NFTs at the Monad Foundation. I joined @Monad over two years ago to lead what we believed would be a critical vertical for the ecosystem. When @keoneHD, @_jhunsaker, and @0x_eunice first asked me to take ownership of NFTs on Monad, I knew this wasn’t just a role, it was a life changing opportunity. I believed I could lead the charge in shaping digital ownership on a high-performance EVM chain. Over the past two years, we’ve made meaningful progress. I sent no fewer than six strongly worded emails to OpenSea on behalf of the ecosystem to get them to support Monad. We launched the .nad naming service because thats what every chain does. We hosted monthly NFT Twitter Spaces and even had one peak at 134 concurrent listeners. We were building, you could feel it. While the headline metrics speak for themselves, what stands out most is the depth of the ecosystem. Monad is now home to several native NFT collections, and at least one has a floor price higher than initial launch. Even though my ex-wife has called all of the native NFT collections ugly JPEGs and left me for a Pudgy Penguin whale, I still stand by all the NFT builders in the Monad ecosystem. Building alongside @keoneHD, @_jhunsaker, @0x_eunice, and the rest of the team has been a privilege. I’m proud of what we built despite what critics have said. The tech is best-in-class, and I remain confident that when the next wave of users arrives, some of them will want to join communities like the Molandaks and Skrumpeys. Beyond NFTs, before joining Monad I had never had the opportunity to fly business class, and the quarterly offsites in luxurious hotels in Asia are the nicest I've ever stayed at. I'm super grateful for the memories and friends I've made throughout this journey. As for what’s next for me, I’ve been in crypto for 17 years and my conviction in this space remains strong. I’ll be taking some time to reset and refine my thesis on the next big wave of digital ownership. I remain a strong believer in Monad and will be cheering from the sidelines, contributing to the ecosystem in a personal capacity. I've updated my LinkedIn as an "Advisor", which really just means saying gm on discord, saying nice things online, and selling my vested tokens. 🫡
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This could be the single greatest reply ever on this platform
Replying to @TaraSetmayer
Hello, Ms. Setmayer, I've been seeing people quote-tweet your comment all day. At first, I brushed it off as typical social-media derangement. Then I saw you double down: "This isn't about messaging. This is how I feel, and I won't apologize for it." So I looked you up, expecting to find an Uber driver or a random influencer. Instead, I found a resume that perfectly captures everything broken about America’s ruling class. Communications Director in the House of Representatives, 2006–2013. Then a member of the American Enterprise Institute, one of Washington's oldest and most influential foreign policy NGOs, famous for giving intellectual cover to Iraq, Afghanistan, and every "democracy promotion" venture since. Then, board member of Stand Up Republic, the "pro-democracy" group founded by Evan McMullin, funded through Arabella's dark-money network, and which conveniently paid McMullin's own LLC over $200,000 in "consulting" and "advertising" fees. After that, CNN contributor. Then Senior Advisor to The Lincoln Project, where you remained after its scandal broke... right up until 2024. Now, somehow, that path earns you the title of Resident Fellow at the Harvard Institute of Politics. And your new PAC, the Seneca Project, pulled in over half a million dollars last year alone. This isn't just about one absurd comment. No, a woman vetted by Harvard, CNN, and AEI sincerely comparing Trump-era construction to an act of terrorism isn't an accident. It's a symptom of how unserious, insulated, and toxic the "defenders of democracy" class has become. You represent the performative elite consensus that destroyed public trust in every institution it touched. And let's be honest: if anyone but Trump had approved those renovations, you'd be calling it "historic restoration." Your tribe is no longer about "democracy." It has become a closed loop of technocrats and oligarches. We're catching onto you.
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My favorite “No Kings” protest was the one we had last November
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My barber talking about trading Pokémon cards and gold btw
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At least we have our Monad cards right?
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If the majority of my counterparties in crypto and on CT are bonafide retards, and yet I’m still here reading their takes and participating in these markets, then according to the transitive property am I also a bonafide retard?
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Great for him, but more so highlights how unreasonably high the customer acquisition cost in crypto actually is, especially when factoring in these people are just farming you (the business) and moving on. This is a huge inherent problem for startups in crypto.
dude made $25k from just using new crypto applications in one month
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