Charlie

So very true

With Trump, even the golden showers come with a Kremlin loyalty card.

Toilet rolls? ✅ Bottled water? ✅ Tinned food? ✅ Now to explain to Saint Peter why my last act on Earth was panic buying spaghetti hoops and telling someone on X to fuck off.

When the shit hits the fan whatever form an attack takes who has full confidence in this Labour government to respond quickly and get it right? Personally, I’d have more confidence in the bloody Tweenies.

Two tins. One spoon. Absolutely no washing up. Which one wins straight from the tin?

The photographer said “look natural”, so naturally I became a massive knob. 🤣

Great Holiday. But glad to be back in old blighty.

Thanks

Well, what a surprise. Trump announces an “energy ceasefire” and Russia strikes a Ukrainian power plant. Putin’s promises are worthless. Ukraine needs protection, and Russia needs consequences. Another triumphant social media post won’t stop the bombs.