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Broke: 2 cats & a Netflix addiction
Joke: 1.5 kids & a career
Woke: raising new Bonifaces for the Kingdom
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If you've got a family culture of singing, and you teach your kids good songs, you, too, can have the pleasure of hearing your three-year-old bellow at the top of his voice
THINE ARM OF MERCY HELD ME UP WHEN SINKING IN DESPAIR
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Thanksgiving is a sovereign holiday and has the right to defend itself from attempts by Christmas to violate its borders
Second son has been having fun sketching Reformation figures
We've got Martin Luther on the dry erase calendar, and on a pennant (a decoration for today's party)
And Frederick III of Saxony in pencil
Now don't get mad, hear me out
I'd love to see the Red Baron guy issue a public apology- for taking God's name in vain- and nothing else
Friends are having a pig roast & contra dancing for Reformation Day tomorrow
Today and tomorrow I'm baking enough bread for 100 people
For those among us who can't make it to the toilet or even the sick bucket, but instead lift up their heads and vomit immediately & without any aim whatsoever: chux pads
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Eggs and ham in the high chair: spit out immediately
Eggs and ham he found on the floor: absolutely devour
Toddlers, man
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On Sunday, clocks across the US will return to where they should have been all along.

ALT A three-panel meme contrasts standard length, standard weight, and standard time. The first panel shows rulers with the text “Standard Length: 1 inch = 1 inch” beside a smiling bespectacled Wojak. The second shows metal weights with the text “Standard Weight: 1 pound = 1 pound” beside the same smiling character. The third shows a clock surrounded by suns with the text “Standard Time: noon = noon” beside a crying, distressed Wojak, humorously emphasizing support for permanent Standard Time and opposition to shifting clocks away from solar time.
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Young men are being told that love of people, place, and inheritance is itself morally suspicious. God’s Word never told them to become men from nowhere so they could love their neighbor.
You were born into a house somebody else built. Your fathers arrived first, and so did the language, the churches, the laws, the wars, the sins, and the graves. You did not make this nation. You were handed a debt, not an entitlement.
Inheritance bestows obligations. You are a steward standing between your grandfather and your grandson, and both have a right to something from you. Conserve what your fathers did faithfully. Confess what they did wickedly. Repair what they ruined. Build what the next generation will need. Do it all for the Lordship of Christ.
God “made from one man every nation of mankind” and set the boundaries of their dwelling place, that they should seek Him (Acts 17:26-27). Love your people. Keep your borders. Perform the stewardship Christ laid on you.
Pastors, give young men that vision before they take their questions somewhere poisonous.
Obeying the biblical commands for wives is like a little boost for your marriage
Try asking your husband a question about the Bible. See how it increases his confidence when he sees that you respect him & his opinions. Your affection for him may increase 🙂
An excellent tonic!
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We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps:
-It’s ‘sleight of hand’
-It’s ‘bated breath’
-It’s ‘lo and behold’
-It's 'buck naked'
-It’s ‘brass tacks’
-It’s ‘free rein’
-It’s ‘toe the line'
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Why expose one’s midriff? I don’t get it, even though the trend started when I was young. Awkward.
Femininity thoughts schoolforhousewives.substack…
I just bought 53 pounds of chicken from Aldi. It would have cost me $109
BUT it was marked half price for a quick sale so I only spent $54
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