I had the strangest dream. I was in this place called Butta.
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FOLKS, I was debating with some colleagues who work in higher ed, and we started discussing the poll below. What say you?
Which breakup in college hurts worse?
35%Yall about graduate.
31%One of yall just crossed.
7%The military ex is back.
27%Split w/ high school boo.
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Seven years ago, Shannon Dawson nearly quit coaching and returned to Louisiana.
Now, his marriage of Air Raid concepts with Mario Cristobal’s bruising rushing attack has produced the country’s most explosive offense.
Welcome inside Miami’s “Think Tank.”
bit.ly/48z0OED
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Official. Just pray he is ready to go! If not.
Jacobs start at X.
Move Upshaw to Y.
Barkate remains at z.
If there is ever a game that we need TE production it’s now.
NEWS: Miami star Malachi Toney is dealing with an injured ankle and his status for Saturday’s game against Notre Dame is uncertain, sources tell me and @max_olson. Toney is expected to press and attempt to play, given the magnitude of the game.
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The problem with refusing to be honest with your audience (and potentially yourself!) about your politics while creating political content is you end up creating political content that appeals to... absolutely no one.
Winning back the House could be the very thing that COSTS you the White House in 2028! And TRUST ME, there's a reason I'm saying that!
I've got a message for BOTH parties, and some folks aren't going to like it!
Watch my full episode on YouTube about the 2026 Midterm Elections. bit.ly/4eIKjte
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NEWS: Grambling State will host Jasmine Guy as its commencement speaker for Fall Commencement on Dec. 4.
Guy: "I am both honored and excited to be speaking at this fall’s commencement, and hopefully I’ll get to hear that fabulous World Famous Tiger Marching Band. Geaux Tigers!"
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Now official… Democrats just won every single statewide office in Texas:
Senate
Governor
Lt. Governor
Attorney General
Land Commissioner
Comptroller of Public Accounts
Agriculture Commissioner
Railroad Commissioner
All 4 Supreme Court Justices
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In a stunning upset, Democrat Gina Hinojosa defeated three-term Republican Gov. Greg Abbott. She will be the first Democrat to serve as Texas governor since 1995 and the first Latina to ever win the seat.
bit.ly/4eekKQB
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2 Chainz: bruh you’re rich and famous. Why are you going to bat for these lowly common folk
Lowly common folk on twitter: thank you Mr Chainz. Finally someone said what I’ve been saying. His palette is so unrefined. Your boot tastes delicious Mr Chainz thank you
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Friendly reminder that Deion Sanders owes Colorado $10 million if he terminates his contract on or before December 31st, 2026
Unless he retires (citing health issues, possibly), he will remain Colorado's Head Coach
Also, he's not a candidate for any other FBS opening, including Florida State, where he isn't exactly welcome (IYKYK)
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Trump's Justice Department announced it is sending about 1,000 "election monitors" to polling places in all 50 states
huffpost.com/entry/election-…
I don’t care much about these male athlete podcasts because it’s usually one with terrible takes/logic, and the corny dude(s) with terribler* takes.
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Lmfaoooooo
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The last time Florida State was open, it was considered an elite job with a candidate pool full of big names.
That won’t be the case this time. In the new era of college football, FSU is no blue blood.
Column for @yahoosports
sports.yahoo.com/college-foo…
