Haleemliness (@ChefCard876) header
Haleemliness (@ChefCard876) profile picture

I cook occasionally, I'm sarcastic the rest of the time. a high functioning mad man.

Jamaica
Joined October 2018
Photo by Haleemliness (@ChefCard876)Photo by Haleemliness (@ChefCard876)Photo by Haleemliness (@ChefCard876)Photo by Haleemliness (@ChefCard876)Photo by Haleemliness (@ChefCard876)Photo by Haleemliness (@ChefCard876)Photo by Haleemliness (@ChefCard876)Photo by Haleemliness (@ChefCard876)Photo by Haleemliness (@ChefCard876)Photo by Haleemliness (@ChefCard876)
I was binging all over again, and felt like sharing 🇯🇲🇯🇲 since light come back. Just giving a little sample of my highlights The World Cook: Round 1, Jamaica vs France
31
205
37
873
88,100
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A high sex drive and a boring sex life are a terrible combination.
1
77
Haleemliness retweeted
My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they did some weird shit.
8
1,029
66
3,132
48,386
The part that’s always talking, going by off and doing the most
a part of me died quietly this year
49
Haleemliness retweeted
That requires: 1. Knowing left from right 2. Being able to read 3. Caring about the fact that the road has rules Road full a people weh lack 1, 2 or all 3.
jamaicans really don’t understand “keep left pass right” 🫩
1
176
2
524
9,582
Haleemliness retweeted
this is so tuff
Pokemon in the hood Made with @higgsfield
34
801
9
17,263
1,914,173
Haleemliness retweeted
Because nobody really cares anyway
Why do Men pretend that they are ok ???
204
12,833
192
70,800
1,102,082
Bet you’re teeny tiny and real skinny now after all that running
1
124
Haleemliness retweeted
A nigga can be going through shit and still be speaking life into the next person
179
6,506
387
37,291
867,673
Haleemliness retweeted
woman don't wanna look stupid for loving hard, men don't wanna look weak for caring. everybody retarded.
4
214
14
694
24,252
Haleemliness retweeted
"you bringing up old shit" no bitch i'm exposing a pattern
21
2,870
84
14,601
191,553
Haleemliness retweeted
Hey there Delilah, what’s it like inside your pussy?
2
3
3
9
980
Haleemliness retweeted
me re-entering my prime after a long downfall.
64
3,661
150
19,700
448,823
Haleemliness retweeted
Wow , we use to polish we shoes every night before school enuh
2
6
9
328
Haleemliness retweeted
i like a natural freak. come nasty already.
20
970
46
4,225
106,452
eeeeeLvlffivsfnvigg 👅
69
Only women like this go to heaven
I’m so nasty….. I will let my nigga do anything to me😅😅😅😅 ain’t no limit.
93
Haleemliness retweeted
Coming from airport and driving past Carib Cement on Norman Manley Boulevard:
77
430
108
1,682
101,495
Taking off the porridge panty 🤭
56
527
113
3,453
56,579
Hamilton when he gets close to Leclerc
88
2,353
140
27,345
558,866