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Haleemliness

@ChefCard876

I cook occasionally, I'm sarcastic the rest of the time. a high functioning mad man.

 Jamaica
Joined October 2018
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Raven Lovette 🫧@heyhoneyrae18h
My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they did some weird shit.
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Dr. Nov@JKavJANov 5
That requires: 1. Knowing left from right 2. Being able to read 3. Caring about the fact that the road has rules Road full a people weh lack 1, 2 or all 3.
kym (@daenakm) profile picturekym@daenakmNov 5
jamaicans really don’t understand “keep left pass right” 🫩
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Victor
@victorshammasNov 6
this is so tuff
Filcrow (@FilCrow_) profile pictureFilcrow
@FilCrow_Nov 6
Pokemon in the hood Made with @higgsfield
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🏁🏁@CoreyMoOfAliefNov 6
Because nobody really cares anyway
Tochi (@prettytochi222) profile pictureTochi
@prettytochi222Nov 5
Why do Men pretend that they are ok ???
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Reechmilly
@ReechmillyNov 4
A nigga can be going through shit and still be speaking life into the next person
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mari 🫦@DabombbestmariNov 4
woman don't wanna look stupid for loving hard, men don't wanna look weak for caring. everybody retarded.
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laila@tahilaphoNov 3
"you bringing up old shit" no bitch i'm exposing a pattern
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YaBizNiz@Ricdo876Nov 4
Hey there Delilah, what’s it like inside your pussy?
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@namebriteNov 4
me re-entering my prime after a long downfall.
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x and the city@toniiiiii16Nov 5
Wow , we use to polish we shoes every night before school enuh
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jas@eeenim_sajNov 3
i like a natural freak. come nasty already.
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brad@indimindofbradNov 2
Coming from airport and driving past Carib Cement on Norman Manley Boulevard:
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Taking off the porridge panty 🤭
Image from Cocobuttah🫶🏾🇯🇲🫶🏾 (@cocobuttah_)
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Hamilton when he gets close to Leclerc
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Hiba@hibztwtzNov 1
They're gonna use this clip on drive to survive 100%
DiD1⁶³ (@etheralDD) profile pictureDiD1⁶³@etheralDDNov 1
“You can’t just cut off people from your life” Me:
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mijanne@mijjymijjNov 1
Rass Claat!!!!!!
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Live footage of Haas replacing Ocon with Hirakawa in the middle of race week
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Uncle.
@uncle876Oct 29
the amount of tattoo mi have fi put on, mighty god man.
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Mavu.@khuliso_NeelsOct 27
Year-end fatigue is in full swing😩.
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As I sat in bumper to bumper traffic this morning. Living in Kingston getting up at 5:30 and still looking like I'm about to be late for work, I question my decisions in life that led me here. – at Jamaica
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