Official Twitter account of Carly Jac-... What do you mean you don't know who I am?
Liverpool, England
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Haven't been this disappointed since my fave Indian restaurant got a food hygiene rating of 1 #brexit #EURefResults
Nobody told me that when I became a parent that one day my kid would ask “Do you want to hear me count to 100?” and I’d have to say yeah.
I don’t want an account for everything. I don’t want an account to be able to use my tv. I don’t want an account to be able to order dog food online. I don’t want an account for my washing machine and my vacuum. I just want to be able to use stuff.
Top Tip, @NetflixUK: Get some nerds on #loveisblind so they can talk about something other than whether they’re “a sexual person”. This chat is shite.
Carly, the best thing since sliced bread retweeted
You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man
“Pizza Express held its own inquiry”is an all-timer and yet we still pretend the U.K. is a serious nation.
NEW: Newsnight has learned that Pizza Express held its own inquiry into ex-Prince Andrew's claim he went to Pizza Express on the date Virginia Guiffre says she was forced to have sex with him
• it found no evidence to suggest Mountbatten-Windsor had visited and was telling the truth - and also nothing to suggest he was not
• Newsnight’s made extensive inquiries to see if there’s any record of any customer or any staff member having seen him there on March 10, 2001 - we found none
• we submitted FOI requests to the Met Police asking if royal protection officers had accompanied Andrew to Pizza Express on that date 25 yrs ago. They told us: ‘Confirming or denying that information is held, would reveal whether protection had been afforded to a specific individual other than the King and the prime minister’
• that’s despite the Met previously referring to Andrew’s royal protection officers - including in a press statement in Feb this year
• Lib Dem leader Sir Ed Davey told us: ‘I really can't see how revealing that Andrew had police protection 25 years ago would play into the hands of terrorists as the Met claims’
Would love to know who planned the £1.3B spend on @manairport
Everyone in a single terminal, no kids facilities, everywhere has massive queues, no mobile service and the wifi barely works, but you need to order with a QR code everywhere. Absolute shite.
Have we considered the song from the Gillette adverts for #Eurovision?
“Control your children” when talking about a crying baby. Ok hun, lemme just tell an infant to manage their emotions better so it doesn’t cause discomfort to this absolute waste of oxygen over here (that’s LL).
Get in the bin.
Big thank you to @waitrose in Hexham for making an already great day truly exceptional. My boy kept singing Happy Birthday as we were shopping and your sweet staff brought me flowers to celebrate my double day (Mother’s Day and birthday). ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Everybody on #TraitorsUS after eating a handful of boiled eggs at every meal.
I love when I order something at 10am with Free Next Day Delivery and five hours later get a message that it’ll be delivered a mere four days after the day that is next.
The U.K. is my home and I’ve been a citizen for over seven years now and I can say categorically I would not come here or stay here if I’d started this journey in the current climate.
The Home Secretary is laying out how to have settled status in Britain people will now have to be a better ‘citizen’ than most citizens and do voluntary work. I wonder will this include foreign medics - and how they will feel when they’re told to go off and do voluntary work after the night shift if they want to stay here?
