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if Larry David was a Black Attorney@ChiefShif_21 Jul 2023

I’m a top 2 drunk tweeter and I’m not 2

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@DrewFoxingt0n20h

This might be a controversial opinion but I think if you need a deep emotional connection to have sex, you don’t really enjoy sex that much and you do it just to feel loved. I mean, people call this demisexual (which is apart of the a-sexual spectrum) for a reason.

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if Larry David was a Black Attorney@ChiefShif_2h

What a bar

🇵🇸Maia’s Fine Ass💅🏾

@_DubbleD_Oct 31

Candy will pop out if you hit hard enough

Image from 🇵🇸Maia’s Fine Ass💅🏾 (@_DubbleD_)

Image from 🇵🇸Maia’s Fine Ass💅🏾 (@_DubbleD_)

Image from 🇵🇸Maia’s Fine Ass💅🏾 (@_DubbleD_)

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if Larry David was a Black Attorney@ChiefShif_19h

What’s that second word mean?

dnk@insidehismind19h

so humble

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Hanging with a girl like this have you in such a great mood when you go back to your actual girlfriend

RYLO@rylorodriguezsOct 30

i love a girl that start being a girlfriend day one of us talking 😂

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CANDY CORN

Whats the weakest Halloween candy?

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He just like me

August Raven@AugustRavenOct 31

Sanji is the coolest character of all time when they don't have him nose bleeding and getting heart eyes over every woman he sees for the 347859347th time

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if Larry David was a Black Attorney@ChiefShif_20h

Do I really wanna spend Halloween in Philly though

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if Larry David was a Black Attorney@ChiefShif_21h

Ummm you’re married to me wym

Bruja Banton ♏️🇯🇲

@rudegalmimi21h

Amazing

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It’s so hard for me to choose Halloween costumes. Cause I don’t want to hide my face (I’m handsome), my hair (waves on swim), nor be dripless.

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Being a whore is so fun tho lmao

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if Larry David was a Black Attorney@ChiefShif_Oct 31

You just pissed me off smfh

@KingElJayOct 31

Elite shoe for walking around the gym in between sets

Image from Big Juice 🫡 (@KingElJay)

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if Larry David was a Black Attorney@ChiefShif_Oct 31

Been tryna get these hoes for months bruh

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if Larry David was a Black Attorney@ChiefShif_Oct 31

Halloween has lowkey become one of my biggest “damn I wish I had a family already” holidays

LiaLavizzo@Lavizzzo_Oct 31

my favorite part of Halloween is seeing the kids dressed up 🥹

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kri$@keepitkrissyOct 30

Replying to @ChiefShif_

1000000%! They really should be beheaded if you ask!

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𝒮𝒾𝑒. ᡣ𐭩

@CindtrillellaOct 29

Not at all.

if Larry David was a Black Attorney@ChiefShif_Oct 29

Would it be unfair to stop talking to a person cause they don’t know what the suds (SpongeBob) are?

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if Larry David was a Black Attorney@ChiefShif_Oct 29

Damn twin you don’t like SpongeBob

𝔉.@gwobondyeOct 29

Eff this tweet.

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Would it be unfair to stop talking to a person cause they don’t know what the suds (SpongeBob) are?

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if Larry David was a Black Attorney@ChiefShif_Oct 29

There’s too many soulslike bosh rush games. We need more DMC like hack and slashers where we can toy with enemies

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if Larry David was a Black Attorney@ChiefShif_Oct 29

Popeyes being so expensive really stops me from being like 40lbs heavier. That chicken good as hell

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