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We go live Tesla headquarters, to Elon musks office, where he is about to make a statement
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GO ON DOUGAL
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I hope he’s got a good toxicologist
JD Vance meets with Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi.
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What does this even mean? It’s fairly average dancing, they don’t even flap their arms around.
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Won’t someone think of the selfies?
This week will see the trial of barriers on parts of Westminster Bridge to improve cyclist and pedestrian safety.
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Well Done @FedExHelp How hard can it be? I can SEE my package, the pickup shop has it in his hand but he can’t give it to me because fedex haven’t given me a pickup code. Their bot assures me it will be resolved. It will not be. Another courier I’ll not use again
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So much growth
BREAKING đŸ”¶ China Restricts Companies From Investing in US - Bloomberg
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This guy is a bit of a quack isn’t he?
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Penelope Keith preparing the Grassy Knoll, 22nd November 1963
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I’m over on the smug other blue place By the way, same username.
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Cheltenham right now 😳
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Replying to @mocent0
Clubbed Card
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Fuck me, what’s the betting that they reinstall Assad? Monsters all
NEW The UN Security Council will convene on Monday at the request of Washington and Moscow to address the latest developments and the civilian casualties in Syria.
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"This is just a knee-jerk reaction from Reform UK, designed to discredit Rupert." Nigel Farage should sack the party chair Zia Yusuf and the claims against Rupert Lowe are entirely trumped up, says former deputy leader of Reform UK Ben Habib. #TimesRadio | @ayeshahazarika
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It finally happened. Yesterday on Ash Wednesday, a woman brought in her cat for ashes. I told her I could bless the cat, but I can't give ashes. Ashes would indicate the cat is sorrowful for his sins. She accepted this explanation. The cat seemed relieved, and so was I.
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Russia’s ruling party officials gave ... meat grinders to mothers of soldiers killed in Ukraine The photo is from the party’s regional branch's official VK account
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At some point surely the people with the money will start to pull support from this clown?
NEW In White House President Trump says stock market falls since his tariff announcements are down to “globalists”
 But says they didnt cause his row back on Canadian and Mexican tariffs today because he isnt watching the markets
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