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GO ON DOUGAL
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Penelope Keith preparing the Grassy Knoll, 22nd November 1963
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Cheltenham right now 😳
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Replying to @mocent0
Clubbed Card
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It finally happened. Yesterday on Ash Wednesday, a woman brought in her cat for ashes. I told her I could bless the cat, but I can't give ashes. Ashes would indicate the cat is sorrowful for his sins. She accepted this explanation. The cat seemed relieved, and so was I.
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Russia’s ruling party officials gave ... meat grinders to mothers of soldiers killed in Ukraine The photo is from the party’s regional branch's official VK account
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real impacts already from frankly wild gyrations in US trade, as Commerce Secretary now says all FTA compliant goods from Canada & Mexico might be spared… astonishgly rapid retreat from Monday is in full swing… and the Canadians will feel vindication for robust reciprocation
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Probably not the main topic here but it’s been *decades* since the best curries in London were to be found on Brick Lane…
🚨 NEW: London Mayor Sadiq Khan says he wants to take Donald Trump for a 'good curry on Brick Lane' to show 'the joys of London's diversity' on his state visit [@LBC]
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One of the best captions ever
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“You don’t look grateful.”
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Still best buddies?
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Well @Nigel_Farage, are you still a fan of his?
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‘Having got everything wrong up to now, I will now claim a monopoly of insight into what comes next’
Replying to @nfergus
It is very clear that I owe @ischinger an apology, after our exchange at the @wef. I had underestimated the speed with which the United States under @realDonaldTrump would embark on a policy of unalloyed appeasement of both Russia and China.
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BREAKING Reports of a plane crash at Marana Regional Airport in Pima County, Arizona.
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Replying to @rhymerrigby
Pretty much, yes. Fingers crossed Rory does something biopic-worthy in time for Eddie to play him in a Hollywood movie.
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The actor who plays the Jackal in "Day of the Jackal" (Eddie Redmayne) is basically hot Rory Stewart, isn't he?
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Me, the first five days after payday every month:
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Only Flans
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A classic
Replying to @ElliotKeck
The Green Party's leader is calling on a pause on new energy infrastructure
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