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it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a PBR in the other

Chicago
Joined May 2011
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My career goal is to get suspended with pay.
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92% of Italians have told their bosses they have a 'thing' today.
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Maybe that Korean ferry hit the missing plane.
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Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 60 years now & still haven't the slightest idea.
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I bet he would trade that Porsche for a full head of hair.
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The @GolfChannel academy is killing it right now. Azinger and Player.. Great stuff
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Jason Dufner and his main squeeze, Amanda.
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A-Rod said he's "fighting for his life". No, you overprivileged cock smoker. Our troops are fighting for their lives. Come back to Earth.
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UNCENSORED TRASH TALK 13 youtube.com/watch?v=CUB9U4I_… via @youtube
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Damn! I wish I was your popsicle.
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---> RT @LAKings: @penguins you guys wanna grab a drink later?
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NBA replaces logo with silhouette of LeBron flopping - theheckler.com/2013/06/02/nb… (h/t @The_Heckler)
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Lebron got a technical for being a bitch
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Shit's all fucked up.
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The Best of the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon — goo.gl/KlzQU
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'MST3K' alums revisit worst movie ever. nbcnews.to/NtBOPC @MST3KInfo @michaeljnelson @kwmurphy @BillCorbett @Rifftrax
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@Sky21King Saw lebron before the game and I asked for $1. He gave me $.75 I said where's the rest? He replied i don't have a 4th quarter
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