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bucmachine

@bucmachine

I'd finger you at a funeral

 Canada
Joined April 2011
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Over here chipping my own shoulders.
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Kraft Macklemore and cheese.
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Movie theater popcorn lung.
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Indigenous giver.
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All my recycling is in the landfill like God intended.
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Stretch marks the spot.
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I got a blowjob and slippers for Christmas.
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Must be nice to live in Hawaii with big rockin’ tits.
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back in my day we used to fuck women in the pussy
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Just used my last roll of hoarded toilet paper.
Was just hornswoggled.
25 years ago today. Remembering Diana, Princess of Wales 7/1/1961 - 8/31/1997
Image from malibu reuben groines (@jefffieldsacto)
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oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months
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Brooklyn style pepperoni nipples.
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An abortion/cat declawing clinic.
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Hammering back ice cold tall girls.
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It smelled like the bottom of the gas station squeegee bucket.
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Life made me eat its ass today.
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You can lead a horse to water but probably need a special permit to blow it in a parade.
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