
Freelance Graphic Designer & Artist. Mom. OrcaCon Design Coordinator. Procrastibaker. Person who yells about whales. (She/Her) #BlackLivesMatter
Bellevue, WA
Joined March 2007
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Chip is an graphic designer & artist! Here's where to find me:
🐠Website: chiparoo.com
🌟More Art: instagram.com/ArtbyChiparoo/
🌜Buy Prints: inprnt.com/gallery/chiparoo/
☕️Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/chiparoo
🎨Artfol username: Chiparoo
Ask me about commissions and design projects!
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Anytime we play games, Swanson has made an effort to come sit on the box before, after, or during. The height elevates his self esteem. He’s definitely a keystone species in this household. #boardgames
Apparently the first day we were home with new baby, my 4yo turned to my MIL and said, "Nana, I didn't know she would be REAL"
Can confirm: real baby
Me: *gently shushes the baby while snuggling and bouncing until the baby is soothed*
My 4yo: I SAID "SHHH" LOUDLY AND ABRUPTLY WHY IS SHE STILL CRYING
We still have a lot to learn about babies
I told my 4yo that I was going to run a couple errands today on the way out the door. Her response was, "But Mom, you can't run!" 🥹
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Graphic design is my passion.

ALT A screenshot of a text message thread with my exhausted boss. It reads: Boss: Before you log off, we need to tweet a reminder about Labor Day Fire Safety. Me: Prevent these flames or we'll call you names. Boss: Not this again. Me: Watch your pile or we'll get hostile. Me: Illegally start a fire? Your situation'll get dire! Boss: Can you please just make a cute graphic or something? Me: On it.
My preschooler suddenly announced, "My little sister is NAKED in MOMMY'S TUMMY" and started cackling #ShesNotWrong
We had our Baby Sprinkle this past weekend to celebrate the upcoming arrival of our second kid. I made a little illustration of our family for it. 🥰
Aaaaand in the very off-chance I have any friends out there that want to contribute to welcoming our new baby, I'm gonna just drop the link to our plumfund here once, haha: plumfund.com/baby-fund/new-b…
My 4 year old knows exactly one knock-knock joke. It's the "interrupting cow" joke. But she can't say "interrupting," and she can't perform the joke correctly AT ALL and that makes it funny every time.
I clicked through the photos before reading the text, and my immediate thought was, "Oh man these poses are exactly Crowley and Aziraphale." So what I'm saying is - you did SO GOOD.
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Wealthy white women will have zero trouble getting abortions and/or birth control. It’ll be the poor black and brown women living in red states who will be effected by this the most.
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‘Please,’ she begged, ‘I don’t want this.’
‘You must. The child is destined for greatness.’
‘And what of me? What of my greatness?’
There was no reply.
Hearing this sort of thing makes me feel a little less silly about being so dang proud of my three-year-old for being able to beat Gorimondo on Kirby and the Forgotten Lands all by herself.
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At one point I was like, "Oh, I need some Scopias!" And my toddler replied, "You don't KNEAD Scopias, you smell them" & it took me a second
Was at the plant nursery today browsing for some herbs, and pulled out my phone to start searching for "best mint for mojito cocktails," just as my eyes fell on THIS. 🤦
One of my most treasured comics I own is one that the creator printed on computer paper and cardstock, folded in half and stapled together at his home.
Love it. There's something so genuine about it.























