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Chris Andersen 🌻

@ChrisAndersen

my spoon is too big

 Tigard, OR
Joined May 2008
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All the repeated claims of imminent Armageddon is just the Christian version of edging.
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Saved before some staffer explains to him what “edging” means.
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This is the modern version of Little Women I want to see.
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Chris Andersen 🌻@ChrisAndersen17 Sep 2023
Replying to @NormOrnstein
Was the impeachment of Paxton a farce from the beginning.m? Make it look serious, then acquit him. Now they can say, in response to further questions, that all that has been adjudicated and we should now move on.
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Nice country you got there. Shame if something happened to it.
Anton Gerashchenko (@Gerashchenko_en) profile pictureAnton Gerashchenko
@Gerashchenko_en14 Sep 2023
Petr Tolstoy, deputy speaker of Russian parliament: the war will probably last for 2-3 more years. Ukraine must pay for its desire not to be with Russia. He says he doesn't care if anything is left of Ukraine after the war.
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Last week: Biden is too old., but don’t accuse us of ageism! This week: there’s something wrong about Harris, we just can’t say exactly what it is. And this is what I’m hearing on our side.
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Just saying…
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We were just in Lahaina in April. Our first trip to Hawaii. Devastating.
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How is this not witness intimidation? Gag Trump Now!
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I can’t help but think that if Trump weren’t running for re-election, Garland and Smith may not have bothered with prosecuting him. Not that it is a politically motivated prosecution. No. It is justified in itself. But they may have decided it wasn’t worth the effort. …
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But then Trump announced and made it necessary.
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No kink shaming allowed
CALL TO ACTIVISM (@CalltoActivism) profile pictureCALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism29 Jul 2023
Caption this.
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The latest craze: Cardboard cutout or real?
Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) profile pictureRon Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski28 Jul 2023
Ron likes spending time with the people.
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I’m actually encouraged that it’s only 12%.
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“Sleepy Joe” isn’t working. Let’s try “Angry Joe”.
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This is the point that the “Do something!” crowd refuses to acknowledge. We tried to do something. Electing Hillary would have done something. She wasn’t elected, so we have to do something that is doable in the universe.
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Did Trump or anyone else copy the documents?
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Today was less a civil war and more a labor dispute.
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The last 24 hours just prove that authoritarians have no friends.
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This is the narrative.
Tristan Snell (@TristanSnell) profile pictureTristan Snell
@TristanSnell24 Jun 2023
Putin tries to invade Ukraine for 16 months and Ukraine won’t give an inch. Putin gets invaded for 16 hours and he immediately cuts a deal to save himself.
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