Commercial still & motion photographer. Licensed commercial drone pilot. Loves democracy. When this site dies I’ll be at @ChrisContiPhoto@mastodon.social
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the twitter bird may be gone but we’ll always have our state bird 🖕
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Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread:
Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.
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I honestly don’t give an F if some bigot doesn’t wanna make a gay wedding website in 2023 but it is kind of a tell that there’s never a lawsuit about a Catholic baker who won’t do a cake for a straight couples third wedding because the pope didn’t annul it.
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The Oppenheimer marketing team has an opportunity to do the funniest thing possible
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Worth imaging how everyone would react if Hunter opened up a hotel near the White House which promised (and delivered) access to President Biden if you (including foreign & domestic governments, lobbyists, etc.) paid Hunter enough
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I guess the Russian army was too woke… never has GOP looked stupider
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Schrödinger’s Biden.
Both a weak old man who is barely alive and the single most powerful person on the planet able to stage a coup in Russia in a day to protect his son’s laptop.
This is what mental illness looks like.
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Biden’s unmasking of Putin’s intentions months before the actual invasion should be heralded as one of the most brilliant and decisive moves in US foreign policy history. Especially now.
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Day 485 of my 3 day war. Russia is invading Russia to free Russia from those who invaded Russia to free Russia from those who invaded Russia.
I remain a master strategist.
Well, that does it: I’ll never vote for Hunter Biden for public office. – at Birmingham, MI
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at the end of the day, Meatball Ron still wears Trumps ball gag
The weaponization of federal law enforcement represents a mortal threat to a free society.
We have for years witnessed an uneven application of the law depending upon political affiliation.
Why so zealous in pursuing Trump yet so passive about Hillary or Hunter?
The DeSantis administration will bring accountability to the DOJ, excise political bias and end weaponization once and for all.
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Target Removes All Towels From Stores After Soaking-Wet Lunatic Objects To Dryness bit.ly/3oBoZPp
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If your Congressman or Senator tells you next week that we are helpless in the face of this carnage, and our gun laws are just fine as is, then decide to do one small thing, each week, to help elect his or her opponent.
Democracy is designed to fix a problem like this.
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Thank you for nine years of googling and laughing with me. Most of my accounts are now suspended. This account is ending intentionally so you can still scroll back and see the old tweets.
Riker continues googling at botsin.space/@RikerGoogling
Goodbye Twitter. It was fun.
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Thank you for ten years of listening and smiling with me. Most of my accounts are now suspended. This account is ending intentionally so you can still scroll back and see the old tweets.
Picard continues offering advice at botsin.space/@PicardTips
Goodbye Twitter. It was fun.
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Carlson's major accomplishment was in proving that no amount of injecting undisguised, straight-from-the-source white nationalism into mainstream discourse will ever induce the rest of the media to simply, routinely and accurately describe someone as a white nationalist.
Breaking News: Tucker Carlson is leaving Fox News. The hugely popular prime time host was the source of repeated controversies. nyti.ms/3L0o02B
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What Elon doesn't understand about his "$8/month for herpes" offer is that nobody's hung up on the cost, the big issue is the herpes
