☕️Great coffee, questionable humour and the occasional bit of madness. Lover of the sea, Spain, music and a good bop on the dance floor.😎

East Midlands, England
Joined March 2009
#SaturdayMotivation It’s Coffee Time ☕️❤️
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Whoever is messing about with the weather - can you turn the wind down?
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Replying to @Chris_Alex
Porca Miseria! Ancora con il tiramisù!🤣 You have compelled me to go NOW to the bakery. 🐖
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Some days, all you need is the sound of the ocean and a little time to yourself.
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My worst drunken / eating experience, many, many moons ago, I came out of the pub, fully steaming, went to the chinky and ordered some crispy beef & ribs, walked home to my digs ( a shared house), quiet a long walk, when I got in, in my wisdom I decided to heat it up… not in the microwave, not in the oven, but…. The tumble drier 🤣🤣🤣, I placed the two food containers on the ledges inside, and I thought they would stay in position, like a big wheel. They didn’t 🤣
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Replying to @Chris_Alex
One thing, this family have a lot of spoons, & who leaves half a Tiramisu 🤷🏻‍♂️
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I’m not hungry but I fancy something….
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Replying to @Chris_Alex
It's in the post. @RoyalMail will deliver in March
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SPECTRE turns 11 today. The film opens with a spectacular tracking shot through Mexico City’s Day of the Dead parade, designed to make audiences experience Bond’s mission in real time. This is how it was shot.
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Putting the clocks back yesterday was fantastic, but I’ve changed my mind. It’s way too dark too early and I want a refund….
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You fucking what mate?
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it's finally cold so i can use layers again
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i love how animals live entirely in the moment, unbothered by what anyone thinks of them, and honestly we could learn so much from that.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ian Beale has a secret twin brother named Batmo.
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#MondayMotivation Okay that’s enough of clock’s back, darker days, storms and shitty weather, Mondays, stock piling and Half Term - How do we get to next March, Spring, and when we put the clock’s forward? 🤪⏰🤷‍♂️
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So Currys are launching their Black Friday Sale today. It'll probably run until the end of March 27 Bonkers
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#MondayMotivation Monday and coffee ☕️
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And that's before a double espresso 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Back when movies were simple but great.
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