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⛪️LordChurchOfFailure⛪️

@ChurchFailure

The light of Twitter, whoever follows me will never post in darkness. Host of ‘The Gospel of Comics’ with @AyrtonMcCartney, @RuneK2015, and @karasoth

 Toad Suck, AR
youtube.com/c/GospelofComics
Joined August 2018
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Hassan Piker! I’m coming to give you a real tip! At your house! In real life!
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Sir. This is a Spicolli house
Justin Whang 🐙 (@JustinWhang) profile pictureJustin Whang 🐙
@JustinWhangOct 23
The only Klein we recognize in this house
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BREAKING: Rusty Cage wants to eat Hilas ass. I mean if I wasnt a taken building I would to but HilaCage would be an epic name
Rusty Cage (@RSTYCG) profile pictureRusty Cage
@RSTYCGOct 23
I was gonna tweet something about Hila’s DMs being full of guys offering to eat her ass now that this division has occurred, but honestly, I feel bad for the family. I hope this crisis gets resolved respectfully, and this doesn’t become a burden on their children.
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I can't make homemade shine anymore. Still issue.
Ruthie Pocket Worm (@ruthmccartney__) profile pictureRuthie Pocket Worm@ruthmccartney__Oct 9
I can’t hit that whistle note anymore Trill issue
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Still Real To Us (@stillreal2us) profile pictureStill Real To Us
@stillreal2usSep 22
IDGAF about ur zodiac sign, what’s ur fav WWE theme song
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Welcome to Cuckhold counseling
PotentiallyCriminal (@LawTubeSean) profile picturePotentiallyCriminal
@LawTubeSeanSep 21
Why do they need to meet dudes who run crypto scams?
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@motionsznnSep 15
The first car to park on the trailer wins , I’ve never been so invested in a sport like this
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Holy motherfucker goddamn Doot Doot Doot The goddamn lyrical construction of this song should be studied and awed music.youtube.com/watch?v=lS…
Digital War (feat. Celph Titled, Planetary, Blacastan & Esoteric)

Digital War (feat. Celph Titled, Planetary, Blacastan & Esoteric)

Army Of The Pharaohs & Vinnie Paz

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Zima and tendie supremacy.
mizukiiii (@mizaxem) profile picturemizukiiii@mizaxemSep 4
explain your 𝕏 username.
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Because now I believe in expansion. I believe we endure. Don't you see? Everything lives.
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Well I've changed my mind. I'm letting go.
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I used to believe in universal contraction. Entropy and the end of all things.
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Not being so afraid of losing the things you love that you hold them too tight.
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I learned that the difference between living and dying is managing fear.
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And that help bought me just enough time to fix so many things I've been wrong about.
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I had some help
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Macho, Bossman
80's Wrestling (@80sWrestling_) profile picture80's Wrestling
@80sWrestling_Sep 1
Pick 2
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Never trust a nigga with face tattoos. Except @LilTunechi or @LILBTHEBASEDGOD . Thems the only two face tatted niggas you can trust. Wayne gonna fuck your girl and Lil b gonna make you feel good about yourself after he does it.
Shannon Hill (@ShannonMFHill) profile pictureShannon Hill
@ShannonMFHillAug 25
I’m so sad to hear that one of my (former) favorite country artists is apparently just another Hollywood lefty. You would have been better off to remain silent because you just pissed off most of your fans. Have fun with the repercussions.
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I've never been so hard in my life and I've had an honest to God spontaneous threesome with 2 chick's.
Michael(Poltfan)((JapanDayTripper)) (@PoltFan69) profile pictureMichael(Poltfan)((JapanDayTripper))
@PoltFan69Aug 25
Every man alive prays for a moment to lock the fuck in and deliver like this. I can only imagine it. He was a God among men that day.
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I might be in the minority here but honestly I think in a world of Tanners and Jordans we could use a few more Annakinzels. Let's be honest the kid would go by either Anna or Kinzie and be just fine
Daddy Warpig (@DaddyWarpig) profile pictureDaddy Warpig
@DaddyWarpigAug 21
She saved that kid. Saved her whole entire social life forever.
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90s WWE (@90sWWE) profile picture90s WWE
@90sWWEJul 30
Who's the first wrestler you think of when you see this?
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