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Joined July 2011
if you're looking to pass some time before they start announcing picks, consider reading my first Macadamia Charles story, Steal of the Draft. It's David Stern's first draft and his pinky ring goes missing! theclassical.org/articles/st…
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For Prince fans who are also baseball fans, a weird old thing I did for @Classical about Purple Rain & batting order theclassical.org/articles/ba… – at Brooklyn, NY
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12 years ago today, the #Caps drafted Alex Ovechkin. Here's my @Classical piece on what he's meant to one fan. theclassical.org/articles/ov…
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My two beautiful sons, @ThomasAwful and @JonnyAuping, delivered an emotional Dion Waiters/JR Smith Power Ranking: theclassical.org/articles/in…
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I wrote for @Classical about Golden State's dominance and how it's changed our perception of the rest of the NBA. theclassical.org/articles/go…
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Friends, @Classical Bracket Buddies V is live. You could win a photo of me in my Corliss Williamson jersey! theclassical.org/theclog/cla…
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Repost From July: I wrote this @Classical piece about Ovi, and talk about that hat-trick playoff game. #CapsPens theclassical.org/articles/ov…
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I took spam comments from @Classical and made them into a poem, because time is worthless. theclassical.org/node/2490 – at Ridgewood, NJ
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The @classical is once again awash in spam comments, so I took some of them and put them together into a poem: theclassical.org/node/2490
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paul pierce is a vampire and i wrote about it for the @classical theclassical.org/articles/pa…
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I implore you all to read @cs_mcgowan's TCABW installment on the Boston Celtics theclassical.org/theclog/the…
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Finally, a NBA season preview in which The Minutemen—and @ThomasAwful and @rjcaseywrites—explain it all: theclassical.org/articles/we…
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I liked what Ryan Jawetz wrote on the weirdly mundane awesomeness of attending a no-hitter at @classical: theclassical.org/articles/ev…
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Explainer journalism has failed
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A rare photo of @Classical Twitter
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You'll be a happier person if you read @KeiserTroll's semi-appreciation of the Whoopi x Ostertag un-classic EDDIE: theclassical.org/articles/sp…
My dad was sober for ~18 years before relapsing and killing himself with a handgun. Those years mattered. Read this: theclassical.org/articles/br…
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So I wrote a thing for @Classical about @SFGiants baseball, Chaucer, Jackie Robinson, and being a transgender dude: theclassical.org/articles/ev…
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two years ago i wrote for @classical about why it's so hard to be a kentucky fan (yes, really). relevant again! theclassical.org/articles/re… #BBN
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Through no fault of his own, John Cena has become an avatar for what ails the WWE. But is it too late to fix it? di.gg/1brcY3Z
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