Climo

This crazy ith can't even spell half of those words. I was wondering why I don't see you anymore and then it clicked. 🥹

Isn't that the truth

Everything reminds me of her

6 kids with 8 baby daddies and a body count high enough to question buying a Honda.

Everybody knows her body count, she openly flaunts it on X. At the time of posting, she is stalking 214 people

I have grown beyond disgusted in how every single ounce of our private biometric data is needed to be given to some absolute joke of a shit hole 3rd party provider, so that in a year or two they can get breached so that I can sign for health insurance. I'd rather just not have it and stick them with the bill. 🖕

In my day we called that the Neighborhood Watch You cannot possible hate Flock enough

You just know the instructor was like

The one thing I always tell my kids while on the road is that perfection doesn’t exist, especially while performing live. There are way too many uncontrollable variables. If the fans wanted to listen to the CD (or stream it today), they could have bought a six pack of beer and forgone the cost of tickets, dinner, and parking. The fans are there to share an experience with you, good or bad. I’ve done shows with people who have left the hospital AMA (against medical advice) and practically needed to be propped up. The fans loved it, not because it was studio quality, but because it was real. My advice to you and others is to quit being so hard on yourselves. Vocals are an instrument, but unlike other instruments, you can’t restring them or slap new heads on to fix the problem. Just be real. People get sick. It happens. Remember that fans are there to live in the moment. If you give them 💯, even when you’re at 50, the true fans will respect you for it. Also, don’t ever forget how many takes it took to get your work mastered. 🤘😎

You had one job, and you couldn't even be bothered to purchase the right bread. This is why you're sleeping on the couch.

That street taco hit the reset button on this fool.

After eating all of that Reaper Chicken, my butt hole is gonna be bloodier than Glen’s bedroom tomorrow😳 youtu.be/0OqXqd_s0ho?is=e8d2…

👀🍿👀 What is going on in here 🤔

As long as you don't have flapjack titties that look like 45's and your nipples are not as long as a toddlers finger