Every few years Elon unveils a new Mechanical Turk and I have to listen to the stupidest marks on planet earth incredulously demand that other people be suckers too lest they kill the fun

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@sir_snooOct 16

Nothing funnier than all the people around me that hate Elon Musk not caring that we literally have flying cars now lmfaoooo

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evan loves worf · Oct 16, 2026 · 1:25 AM UTC

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@esjesjesjOct 16

Enjoy this time while your son still wants to have you in his life

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@col_a_buendiaOct 15

My 8 yr old son is watching Home Alone 2 and I had to pause it to show him what America looked like when I was his age.

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E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession · Oct 14, 2026 · 3:34 PM UTC

E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession@CloutMaskOct 14

I knew him as the guy from Malcolm in the Middle and Gilmore Girls before I saw any of these films.

Jake@s_decaturOct 13

*delivers three iconic 1990s performances* *drops off the face of the Earth*

𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘 · Oct 14, 2026 · 12:52 AM UTC

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𝕯𝖎𝖑𝖉𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖌𝖌𝖎𝖓𝖘@EmmaTolkinOct 14

Husk tried AI therapy and now I need a real doctor bc I can’t breathe 😭

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Conor Rogers · Oct 12, 2026 · 1:03 AM UTC

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@conorjrogersOct 12

Do you know how Extremely Not True a story has to be for the Daily Mail’s legal department to turn it down?

Tony Ortiz (Current Revolt)

@CurrentRevoltOct 11

Rhein Amacher, source of the Talarcio audio, says he initially shopped the story to Sara Gonzales of The Blaze and Daily Mail but it didn't pass legal so they declined. Amacher says he gave it to an influencer instead because they have lower standards than journalists.

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E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession · Oct 11, 2026 · 4:05 PM UTC

E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession@CloutMaskOct 11

I mean for a 14-year-old this is kinda good

noah⸆⸉@noahsdeadpetzOct 10

“charli xcx has no bad albums” 14’s shady ass:

E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession · Oct 11, 2026 · 9:13 AM UTC

E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession@CloutMaskOct 11

Naomi Scott's album is weirdly good imo

Black Metal Bolshevik 🇵🇸 🪏@comrade_kvltOct 11

Are there any actors who have ever actually put out good music?

E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession · Oct 10, 2026 · 8:48 AM UTC

E.T. and the Thirteenth Confession@CloutMaskOct 10

I like the part in the first screenshot where he suggests that defeating your enemies in war makes you peaceful, since that means you've ended the war.

Shashank Mattoo

@MattooShashankOct 10

US President Trump has a meltdown after losing the Nobel Peace Prize to Indian-origin South African jurist Navi Pillay

Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫 · Oct 9, 2026 · 8:16 PM UTC

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Mr. Chau@SrirachachauOct 9

Is there an equivalent to The Simpsons in a show that not only completely overshadows the show it spun off from but becomes so dominant of a culture force that most people don’t even remember where it started

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