proud instigator | a cool lil fella | 🏴‍☠️ | EDtwt (erectile dysfunction)

Joined January 2018
Lowkey estrogen could prolly fix me
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i want to steal her away from her awful life and give her the love she so desperately needs. I'd marry her if I could.
kiss marry kill pizza, fries, burger
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did the gym gimmick to lose weight and get in shape to get with my IRL Female crush just to learn she has a thing for fat guys and reject me
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I thought we all had a silent agreement to not speak about this.
gay gooners are not only gooning to the idea of gooning but theyre gooning to the idea of being bi-curious but in the reverse way. like gay guys trying pussy and going straight from it way. sexuality has so many layers
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oi bruv countin or not countin hoodlum violence
Yesterday, a masked far-left thug cowardly hurled yoghurt at @NickTenconi while he sat peacefully at our free speech stand at KCL. Imagine being so consumed by hatred that you resort to attacking someone simply for expressing views you disagree with. These extremists have been emboldened by leftist politicians who turn a blind eye to their intimidation and excuse their behaviour. No one should have to face abuse for exercising their right to free speech. Political violence is utterly disgraceful and must never be tolerated.
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a feeling worse than getting shot in the dick
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des travailleurs japonais qui, après des journées de 14 heures durant lesquelles ils luttent, tant bien que mal, pour résister à l’envie de se suicider, jour après jour, rentrent chez eux pour baiser leurs poupées gonflables.
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Les japonais après Hiroshima quand ils ont appris que la bombe s’appelait « Little boy »
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i would rather someone say i should commit suicide instead of being told “im sorry for you” when i lament over anything
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Le japonais qui remercie son patron de le laisser partir 3mn plus tôt de sa 65h de boulot de la semaine (on est mercredi)
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Got called an introvert at work #ImHereToGetPaidNigga
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The Coolest Fucking Fictional Skeleton Ever: No no !! he's Le Unwholesome Capitalist and Ugly!! Real Life Pharah Actor Being Real Life Zionist: Haha yes lol. justice rains from above and stuff
i played pharah/junkrat in gm for overwatch for 8 years before i ever touched league. Deadman Danny genuinely has such a cool kit and i know i'd enjoy playing it. its a shame that he's so ugly and mr capitalism man.
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voted in texas and i was the only person without wrinkles in the building
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One year ago today... #bedhumpersriseup
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how can you concievably reference this
friend keeps referencing this video and i have no idea where its from
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my sons search history is just feet
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Suicide is the stupidest thing ever. Why would you permanently end your life over a temporary problem?
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doppio switching to diavolo
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someone didnt vote for biden
when covid hit vs now (started straightening my hair)
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Most pakistani tweet ever😭
e-foid just told me I'll die a virgin loser but she doesn't know I'm the most handsome man in my village and have multiple cousin marriages lined up
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