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Joined March 2022
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Sang “A Mighty Fortress” today, two weeks late. The music director has been emailed.
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I don’t give a sh*t. Iran had it coming. I did my part today and voted down-ballot red. All of you sick, lazy, butt-hurt Repubs who thought this was the issue you wanted to stake my country’s future on are to blame. Stabbed in the back by our own. You get what you deserve.
The Iran War is the greatest political blunder in the last two decades at least. A catastrophically stupid decision. An unforgivable betrayal of America First principles.
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“Be detached from all sin, even venial.” How is that even possible, genuinely? You scoff at too low a paycheck (greed). You look twice at a woman (lust). You put off laundry to doomscroll (sloth). Is there a Romanist capable of not committing a venial sin this week?
Catholics, reminder: You can free a soul from purgatory every day this week. From Nov 1–8, the Church grants a plenary indulgence, applicable to the souls in purgatory, each day you: 1. Visit a cemetery and pray for the dead (even silently) 2. Go to confession (within about 20 days before or after) 3. Receive Holy Communion 4. Pray for the Pope's intentions (an Our Father and Hail Mary is enough) 5. Be detached from all sin, even venial Today only (All Souls Day): you can also gain one by visiting a church and praying the Our Father and the Creed. One confession covers the whole week. Communion and the prayer for the Pope are needed for each day's indulgence. And if you're not fully detached from sin, you still gain a partial indulgence. So go anyway. Repost this to spread the word. The souls in purgatory need our help.
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For the “at least we aren’t speaking German” crowd, I already speak German. And you should learn it! Since most of us are braindead, Mark Twain aptly said of the language “[O]nly the dead have time to learn it.” faculty.georgetown.edu/jod/t… “The Awful German Language,” Mark Twain
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“I’m a South African history buff, 1652-1994.”
“I’m a history buff” WW2: Nazi coded Napoleonic Era: Leftwing coded Civil War: Toss up Revolutionary War: Libertarian Haitian Revolution: Communist Medieval times: Conservative Ancient Rome: Alt-Right Ancient Greece: Liberal Punic Wars: Progressive Great Depression: Socialist
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Sitting through voir dire in DC tells me I’d be so effed if I ever got charged with something.
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There’s a gaggle of young Jewish people walking in to what I assume is a Friday night shabbos thing at the Quaker meetinghouse across the street. Guess our Quaker friends desperately need that check.
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Regarding our national anthem: 'Jerusalem' should be England's national anthem. 'I Vow to Thee my Country' should be the national anthem of the United Kingdom. 'God Save the King' should be the royal anthem.
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Atlantaburg (formerly Atłanwiczy, Poland)
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CCC with HIRH Eduard von Habsburg @EduardHabsburg and Princess Maria-Anna Galitzine at the veneration mass for Blessed Emperor Karl I of Austria. My great-great grandfather, who served as a senior officer in the Imperial Army during WWI, would be proud. Lang lebe der Kaiser! 🇦🇹
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Country Club Calvinist retweeted
A brief style primer for Presbyterians (or any Protestant for that matter)🧵👇🏻
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I’ve met Jean-Christophe Prince Napoléon, heir to the Bonapartist claim, quite a few times. We actually worked at the same investment bank. He now runs a private equity firm, which sounds far more lucrative than Emperor of a failed state. Let’s just leave it to the Bourbons.
Replying to @jden1035
I think Bonaparte’s have the best claim
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I’m in an anti-papist mood today, so let’s all pray for the Latter-day Saint stomping of Notre Dame. Go Cougs!!!
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My newest enemy is the CREC. And yes it’s because a girl spurned me at a day party today.
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Voted yes because foie gras is disgusting.
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The American mind can’t comprehend my high school making beer.
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I have one goal for 2027 and it’s to marry rich
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“What’s lost is nothing to what’s found. And all the death that ever was, set next to life, would scarcely fill a cup.” - Frederick Buechner, Presbyterian minister and novelist (1926-2022)
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Luther: “So let me get this straight. Men are becoming women. And one of these man-woman hybrids is married to the President of France. And this was discovered by a black lady trapped inside your pocket machine. And she says it’s the Jews’ fault? I’m locked in.”
If a 16th-century Reformer walked into a modern church, what would surprise him most?
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Pastor: “The Earth is 6,000 years old and man lived alongside dinosaurs!” Calvin: “What’s a dinosaur…?”
If a 16th-century Reformer walked into a modern church, what would surprise him most?
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