Mr Suckle at the Lucozade Teat

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Joined June 2018
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Burnley are interested in Carlos Corberan, but my understanding is he’s currently focused on getting a job in the Premier League. Former Genoa sporting director Diego Lopez is incoming at Turf Moor and appreciates Corberan, who also got West Brom out of Championship trouble when he took over at the Hawthorns.🟣
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A short video perfectly encapsulating how irritated I get with linesmen. The challenge is RIGHT IN THE EYELINE of the assistant referee DCL and O'Nien look towards him He looks away waiting for the referee to make a decision! Their job is to adjudicate on what they can see!
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Over a week since this thread and I now think they should put it on the UK citizenship test I will be telling other people other people's stories from this for a long long time
Intrigued to see, what is the roughest pub you’ve ever been in?
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Colonel Gaddafi vs Paul Scholes crossbar challenge anyone?
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Has Sharon Rooney pre trademarked the phrase "Poundland Poirot"? Why does she keep saying "Poundland Poirot"?
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Mel and Sue in big 2026
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The idea you can be a better manager by just gesticulating on the touchline is pathetic If I went down to the technical area and started windmilling randomly would I get my UEFA Pro Licence?
Look at Carrick and Fabregas 🤣🤣🤣
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Other countries: Maybe the UK could become a leader on upholding international norms and democracy News in the UK:
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Carrick was on the verge of turning down the Middlesbrough job in 2022. We were going to appoint Duncan Ferguson instead....
𝗚𝗹𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗮𝗻 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗼𝗶𝗻𝘁 𝗗𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗙𝗲𝗿𝗴𝘂𝘀𝗼𝗻 𝗮𝘀 𝗙𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝗧𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗿 Glentoran Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Duncan Ferguson as its new First Team Manager on a multi-year contract. The 54-year-old brings extensive Premier League experience as a player and coach, having served as Assistant Manager to Carlo Ancelotti and Rafael Benítez at Everton and taken caretaker charge of the club on two occasions. Welcome to Glentoran, Duncan 🤝 Full Story 👉glentoran.com/news/glentoran… #COYGlens
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Hearing Carol of the Bells three weeks before the November international break I was told we wouldn't stand for this in Burnham's Britain
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Every tweet is an attempted pithy aside son or every Letterboxd review is an attempted pithy essay son (it's me. I'm the son.)
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"Don't say it. Don't say it. Don't say i-" REEVERSEE PERCY
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Rupert Murdoch* says - save local media! Ignore the oligarchs killing on-the-ground journalism! *from Cumbernauld
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True swearing masterclass from a guy at 17 seconds in Rainy, damp, cold, past 10pm, alone and still gunning at full pelt. In Spain he'd have gone inside for Madri and pintxos
"The fans have got a right to be angry" 😡 Burnley fans are making their feelings known after defeat at home again
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Andy Hinchcliffe just said about this goal "The keeper doesn't cover himself in glory" No he doesn't Andy. He covers himself in butter and happily pats the ball into his own net instead. It is a truly awful error
Tawanda Chirewa, within seconds of coming on, gives Wolves the lead! 👏
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Just learnt that NBC's Today morning programme has broadcast from Ireland all week When will this newfangled breakfast TV Grand Départ catch on? When will BBC Breakfast be broadcast from Riyadh?
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Walked through Wakefield at 5pm on a Tuesday and there were no fewer than FOUR pubs with full karaoke ongoing in the front
Boozer in Burnley once was doing karaoke at 3pm on a Friday
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@rjb_1998 @DanJones3142 were there, they know
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The separate timeline actually helps a lot for this. Thank you Mr Musk!
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Just found and watched this clip again The most I have laughed this calendar year
as most of you know i am a scholar of @theJeremyVine on radio 2 and believe me when i say this is the single best thing i have *ever* heard on there:
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