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Network engineer

Joined January 2010
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Hey @DHLPaket, wie ihr wisst habt ihr ja das Paket heute nicht abgeholt (danke übrigens noch dafür, nun muss ich also doch schauen wie ich zu ner Pakstation komme). Ich buche dann die 3€ über Paypal zurück. (Schreibe es nur jetzt, da um 20 Uhr ja keiner mehr erreichbar ist).
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Hey @getDigital_de, mir ist da gerade was aufgefallen (siehe Bild). Gibt es denn was besonderes zum 10 Jährigen in 7 Monaten? :D
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I didn't wanna believe that my dad was stealing from his work as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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My inflatable house got a puncture last night. Now I'm living in a flat.
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Mal eine Frage @DHLPaket... warum muss ich denn nun bei Paketen wieder unterschreiben? Was hat sich denn nun geändert was in den letzten 2 Jahren vollkommen ok war? Warum wird dieser Rückschritt vorgenommen?
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Mal eine Frage @REWE_Supermarkt... warum muss ich denn nun bei einer Lieferung (Rewe Lieferservice) unterschreiben? Was hat sich denn nun geändert was in den letzten 2 Jahren vollkommen ok war? Warum wird dieser Rückschritt vorgenommen?
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how did harry potter get down the hill? walking jk rowling
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I haven't spoken to my wife in 7 years. I don't want to interrupt her.
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Doctor you've got to help me, l'm addicted to twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.
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Did you hear about the scientist whose pants kept falling down? He won the no belt prize.
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What happens when you cross an angry sheep, and an angry cow? You get two animals in a baaad moood.
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What do you call a tiny mother? A minimum.
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jede sprachnachricht an mich beginnt mit: heyyyy sigiiii, ich weiß du magst keine sprachnachrichten aber deine präferenzen sind mir egal und ich habe gerade keine lust mit dir so zu kommunizieren wie es für dich verarbeitest ist blabber blabber äh übrigens klappt super
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How does an Englishman invite a dinosaur for lunch? Tea, Rex?
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What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
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Yesterday I ate a clock, it was very time consuming. Especially when I went back for seconds.
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I'm not saying I'm attractive. But when I take my clothes off in the bathroom… I turn the shower on.
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A shop assistant has fiercely fought off an armed robber with his labelling gun. Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.
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What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi.
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Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair. I’ve heard nothing since.
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