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@Dadsaysjokes22 Sep 2022

I didn't wanna believe that my dad was stealing from his work as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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@Dadsaysjokes9 Sep 2022

My inflatable house got a puncture last night. Now I'm living in a flat.

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@ThePunnyWorld26 Aug 2022

how did harry potter get down the hill? walking jk rowling

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@Dadsaysjokes22 Aug 2022

I haven't spoken to my wife in 7 years. I don't want to interrupt her.

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@Dadsaysjokes22 Aug 2022

Doctor you've got to help me, l'm addicted to twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.

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@Dadsaysjokes17 Aug 2022

Did you hear about the scientist whose pants kept falling down? He won the no belt prize.

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@Dadsaysjokes14 Aug 2022

What happens when you cross an angry sheep, and an angry cow? You get two animals in a baaad moood.

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@Dadsaysjokes8 Aug 2022

What do you call a tiny mother? A minimum.

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Sigi@toxoplasmoese7 Aug 2022

jede sprachnachricht an mich beginnt mit: heyyyy sigiiii, ich weiß du magst keine sprachnachrichten aber deine präferenzen sind mir egal und ich habe gerade keine lust mit dir so zu kommunizieren wie es für dich verarbeitest ist blabber blabber äh übrigens klappt super

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@Dadsaysjokes7 Aug 2022

How does an Englishman invite a dinosaur for lunch? Tea, Rex?

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@Dadsaysjokes2 Aug 2022

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

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@Dadsaysjokes24 Jul 2022

Yesterday I ate a clock, it was very time consuming. Especially when I went back for seconds.

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@Dadsaysjokes22 Jul 2022

I'm not saying I'm attractive. But when I take my clothes off in the bathroom… I turn the shower on.

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@Dadsaysjokes20 Jul 2022

A shop assistant has fiercely fought off an armed robber with his labelling gun. Police are now looking for a man with a price on his head.

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@Dadsaysjokes27 Jun 2022

What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi.

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@Dadsaysjokes20 Jun 2022

Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair. I’ve heard nothing since.

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@Dadsaysjokes18 Jun 2022

How do you eat a hard drive? One byte at a time!

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Littlewisehen@littlewisehen12 Apr 2022

Beste Antwort ever… 😎

Image from Littlewisehen (@littlewisehen)

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Made My Day@MadeMyDaycom19 Sep 2021

Image from Made My Day (@MadeMyDaycom)

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James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn@XplodingUnicorn14 Sep 2021

7-year-old: Can I join a soccer team? Me: Are you willing to go to practices every week to get better? 7: I'll just be good right away.

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