Bru Tip: If you need to boost your self esteem just do what I do… 1. Get one of these bumper stickers 2. Then just sit at green lights until you feel better about yourself…

After screwing authors by changing eBook royalties to a prorated royalty based on the number of pgs an eBook buyer reads on their device, Amazon now is changing audiobook royalties to prorated based on the number of minutes listened. Big Brother is now watching AND listening.👀

I’m voting for Superior Roofing

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: If your parents are 60 and you only see them at Christmas, you might have 15 or 20 visits left. Call them back today, show up more than once a year, and spend the time while you still have it.

Nope. It was the all you can eat cafeteria, scholarship money, parties and free beer…

Who's with me on this?

Research indicates eating sushi boosts everything from gut health to thyroid and immune function. #HealthFood

At this point, I’ll vote for whoever stops texting me first.

If you're not paying a price, you're probably not getting anything valuable.

Bru Tip: If you're feeling old & tired, don't think of yourself as worn out. Refer to yourself as worn in.

Just got the proof for my newest book. It’s not what you think, yes, it has recipes but no, it’s not a cookbook in the traditional sense. It’s really a book about hospitality in the home, authentic conversations, and of course, a bourbon recommendation in every chapter.

Bru Tip: If you’re over 40 and want to look younger, tell people you’re 50.

Sometimes I think my wife forgets that I ran for 280 yds and 4 touchdowns during recess in the 3rd grade.

I’m just gonna leave this here…

I just threw out my back taking compression socks off if you want to know how my 50s are going.