JR

Saw this in Oxford, Mississippi, today, lol

It should be illegal to use a paper boarding pass to get on a plane. Your wrinkly ass slip of paper takes forever to scan.

Hey @Toyota I was side-swiped in my brand new 2026 Rav 4 today but thanks to your new integrated dashcam I had plenty of footage showing exactly what happened. First Toyota for me and definitely won’t be the last!

Hey @GeneSteratore is Rogers Redding spinning in his grave over mouthpieces not being used and exposed knees / no knee pads? They either need to dump these rules or enforce them in my opinion.

Yo @Topgolf when are you fixing the lights in Memphis? They’ve been out all summer. Hard to see how far I’m shanking my drives in the dark.

Hey @3onyourside I think I solved this.

Dear Hotel Architects, the barn door trend for the bathrooms is not wanted nor appreciated.

Taco Bell under federal investigation for a 7,000-case stomach parasite outbreak across 34 states.Some patients ate there. Look, correlation isn’t causation… but let’s be honest, Taco Bell’s been quietly (sometimes), perfecting gastrointestinal warfare for decades.

Thought of this bastard every morning of every single two a day for over 20 years of coaching.

Yeah I’m good…

What’s the point of a 17 game season if you’re either resting players for the playoffs or tanking for draft picks? Let’s go back to 16 games.

Mahomes looking washed up

Best team in the league, #1 seed if playoffs started today.

The Cowboys got torched by Denver 44–24 earlier this season… and then turned around and beat the Chiefs 31–28 today. Chiefs playoff chances are rapidly diminishing. Hard to even find the Chiefs in the standings now.

Eagles finally get called for a procedure penalty on the tush push. About time.

Is Arch Manning supposed to be good? Because I’m not seeing it.

Nothing like mowing the leaves until they just disappear.

Still no @espn on @YouTubeTV and no credit issued. Anyone get their credit yet? nytimes.com/athletic/6790310…