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There's a legendary Harbaugh story that actually kind of confirms this web.archive.org/web/20170113…
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What if Bobby Knight made a golf tutorial about how to play out of sand traps and we got to see the outtakes? Well, he did and we can. And it’s pretty much exactly what you’d expect. Which means you should definitely watch this.
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Can we please normalize not forming a human wall around the boarding gate 45 minutes early? I swear Zone 4 is always out here posted up like it’s the last chopper out of Saigon. Please sit down. We’re all going to get there together.
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There's been yet another shooting on I-240. A woman was killed and a man was critically injured Saturday night after someone opened fire on I-240 at 385.
It's absolute chaos on the interstates -- especially at night when all the young scholars are driving 100+ mph in Dodge Chargers without tags.
Meanwhile, state troopers are busy during dayside hours pulling over people going 60 mph.
Also - we are obligated to remind you that Mayor Young, who has 24-hour security and lives in a gated community, says crime is at an all-time low.
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Man charged with nearly 50 felonies in cock fighting ring bust fox13memphis.com/news/man-ch…
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Dearest mother —
My neck beard beams with confidence in sharing with you that Gen. Reich has agreed to lead our men into battle. A rousing development, indeed. Please inform the cows immediately, as I know they worry. My resolve strengthens. I yearn for victory, as do we all.
— Andrew
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The top knob was for the handful of channels your antenna brought in. The bottom knob was for entertaining yourself with machine gun sound effects.
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Dearest mother —
I’ve relieved Gen. Taylor of his duties. While vexing, my resolve and determination to appoint new leadership are as solid as the hogs’ outhouse. Regiment drilling shall begin soon. A new day and new campaign are ahead. Thrilling. Please send more squirrel oil and a frog leg rhubarb pie.
— Andrew
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This is the kind of play that, starting next season, could be included in NFL replay assist:
For all those complaining that Patrick Mahomes gets too many calls, relief soon could be on the way.
NFL replay assist is expected to expand this offseason into plays that could include the quarterback slide, league sources told ESPN.
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As Mark Andrews becomes a meme and gets mocked for the worst day of his football life, let’s remember that he helped save a woman’s life. Perspective is hard after brutal losses. But there is more to life than football. cbsnews.com/baltimore/news/m…
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Ashton Jeanty is a great player. The worst thing about Ashton Jeanty is that Travis Hunter also plays college football.
There is ZERO chance that you put Ashton Jeanty on defense and he performs at the same level Travis Hunter does. Heisman goes to the BEST player in CFB.
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"And the players will wear a thin piece of cheap foam over their knees. And they'll be called knee pads."
"And these knee pads will prevent knee injuries, sir?"
"Not even a little."
"Sir, I'm confused. Why wear them at all?"
"Men dressed like zebras will demand it."
