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#Top10FavouriteArcticMonkeysSongs that's like picking your favourite child
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When my mother first moved to Japan, she tried to jaywalk while pushing a stroller on an empty residential street. She was immediately stopped by an old, well dressed Japanese man who solemnly told her in perfect English "the downfall of society begins with the individual"
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Movies are back
Lionsgate shares the first look at Dave Bautista's #TheKillersGame at #CinemaCon. The film features Bautista as an assassin who thinks he is going to die of cancer, so he orders a hit on himself. He then finds out he's not actually dying and must fight off all of Europe's hitmen
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[consoling a friend after a breakup]
HIM: I won鈥檛 find anyone as good as her
ME (just finished watching Moneyball): we鈥檒l recreate her in the aggregate
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Jasmin Paris @JasminKParis finished loop five of the #BM100 in 59:58:21.
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Still laughing about the time a computer scientist who had his bike stolen tried to explain binary search to a cop
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from time to time I think about this post, which I think remains in the top 0.01% of everything I have ever read
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馃毃 NEW WORLD RECORD! 馃毃
Faith Kipyegon has smashed the women's 1500m world record at the Diamond League in Florence!
Sit back and enjoy.
Watch on @BBCThree and @BBCiPlayer
#BBCAthletics
LIVE | Diamond League Florence | BBC Three
BBC iPlayer | BBC Three | BBC Sport app
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Ridley Scott鈥檚 swords-and-sandals classic GLADIATOR was released 23 years ago today. An enormous production full of star names, the making of story is as epic as the film itself.
A THREAD
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