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The guy who often runs

Leeds, England
Joined September 2009
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this is genuinely how it feels when your sports team is doing embarrassingly bad
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When my mother first moved to Japan, she tried to jaywalk while pushing a stroller on an empty residential street. She was immediately stopped by an old, well dressed Japanese man who solemnly told her in perfect English "the downfall of society begins with the individual"
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Godzilla Minus One in a nutshell
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Occasionally you find a perfect tweet. This is one of those moments.
Rory McIlroy gets divorced the same weekend that Scottie Scheffler is arrested?
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Rory McIlroy gets divorced the same weekend that Scottie Scheffler is arrested?
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Movies are back
Lionsgate shares the first look at Dave Bautista's #TheKillersGame at #CinemaCon. The film features Bautista as an assassin who thinks he is going to die of cancer, so he orders a hit on himself. He then finds out he's not actually dying and must fight off all of Europe's hitmen
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[consoling a friend after a breakup] HIM: I won鈥檛 find anyone as good as her ME (just finished watching Moneyball): we鈥檒l recreate her in the aggregate
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Good Lord what is happening in there!?
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BREAKING: Ship collides with Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, causing it to collapse
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The finishers. #BM100
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Jasmin Paris @JasminKParis finished loop five of the #BM100 in 59:58:21.
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The audio log you find in a trashed office in a sci-fi horror game:
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Still laughing about the time a computer scientist who had his bike stolen tried to explain binary search to a cop
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from time to time I think about this post, which I think remains in the top 0.01% of everything I have ever read
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馃毃 NEW WORLD RECORD! 馃毃 Faith Kipyegon has smashed the women's 1500m world record at the Diamond League in Florence! Sit back and enjoy. Watch on @BBCThree and @BBCiPlayer #BBCAthletics
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Pride month is upon us, be wary of the LGBT's 2.0x movement speed buff.
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Ridley Scott鈥檚 swords-and-sandals classic GLADIATOR was released 23 years ago today. An enormous production full of star names, the making of story is as epic as the film itself. A THREAD 1/35
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Jasmin Paris @JasminKParis began loop four at 35:53:27. Jasmin is the second woman to begin a fourth loop at the #BM100. The first was Sue Johnston in 2001.
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After a brief memorial, laz lit the cigarette at 9:54. The 2023 Barkley Marathons has begun. #BM100
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Gary Lineker suspended by the BBC for upsetting the Conservatives because he stood up for some of the most vulnerable people in the world. The same BBC whose chairman gave the Conservatives 拢400,000 before helping to arrange an 拢800,000 loan for Boris Johnson
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