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Richmond, IN
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If you reference your accountant in conversation, people think you’re doing a lot better than you are.
One of the best things about wearing an old sweatshirt is that you’re extremely comfortable and your entire torso becomes a de facto napkin
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Me when I opened my gift from my brother and saw they were the new airpods and knew he was about to open a bag with beef jerky in it from me
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A new study in healthy young people found that large amounts of cerebrospinal fluid squirt through the brain every 20 sec during deep sleep. Animal studies have shown this clears away cellular debris and other aggregates that build up in the brain.the-scientist.com/news-opini…
I have a first world problem
Sometimes when I open my (stainless steel) freezer, my ice maker has overflowed and ice drops all over my (oak hardwood) kitchen floors
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People that suffered just a single head injury were found to have tau tangles in their brain. Tau tangles are associated with Alzheimer's disease, dementia, and are also linked to progressive nerve damage. sciencedaily.com/releases/20…
Not a fan of the shift universities are making toward online education. Forcing students to pay for online access codes and funneling all of the assignments through them isn't conducive to actual learning. Maybe I'm just old fashioned and prefer physical books and live lectures
Me: pokes fun at Antonio brown for threatening to retire over a helmet
*3 days later: Andrew Luck retires*
Me:
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Presidential candidate Andrew Yang wants to make Tax Day a national holiday trib.al/uRe6uE0
One of the best things about working in a smaller town. My round trip commute is less than 10 minutes
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