Founder of the Rainbow Horde, Comedian, Hypnotist, Preacher, Raconteur, Importer of fine Italian cheese, Social commentator, Wrestler, Libertine & Bon Viveur
South East, England
Joined August 2015
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Rev Colin Scrote retweeted
1920 Advertisement for the 'Wonder-Worker', 'to be inserted into the rectum during sleep... to enjoy good health, sleep, & rest, no man or woman should be without it.'
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“I am absolutely certain that I shall get through all right, but in case the unexpected happens I shall rest content with the knowledge that I have done my duty – and one can’t do more.”
Lt Boswell went on to be killed within the first hour of the battle on July 1 1916. #Somme
Rev Colin Scrote retweeted
These are 19th century spermatorrhoea rings, an anti-masturbatory device. They are steel, nickel-plated & made in Britain. They were designed to stop masturbation, but were also worn at night to wake the wearer up when they got an erection & prevent wet dreams
Rev Colin Scrote retweeted
King Henry I of England (c.1068-1135) had 20 illegitimate children by 6 different mistresses. William of Malmesbury said the King was ‘free from carnal desires’, & ‘His intercourse with women was undertaken not for the satisfaction of his lusts, but from his desire for children’
Rev Colin Scrote retweeted
Sorry to all who saw that. I was excited to be back playing and am an aggressive player who revels in the physical, rough and tumble side of the game but that was inexcusable. The red mist descended and I lashed out. Apologies to those injured and to the wider badminton community
Nice to see #PrinceHarry with his finger on the pulse of the nation ... hopefully he will also be encouraging @TheDukeOfYork to talk to the US authorities about #Epstein
Rev Colin Scrote retweeted
6.40am on a Saturday morning. Never too early to be at my desk working on finding 6'6" scouser #KevinParle. He will be found...
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I can't enough good things about this interview ... @ColinMurray and Ellery Hanley ... compelling listening
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Rev Colin Scrote retweeted
40 years ago a drunk, angry woman came at me with a broken bottle in an alley behind Broughty Ferrry Safeway’s. I calmed her down and said you are a wild animal but you have the voice of an angel. Let’s hear more from the angel. That woman was Dame Vera Lynn. Rest is history RIP
Rev Colin Scrote retweeted
Sorry to all who saw that. A result of a busy 1st day back on the van + a major flaw in my homemade PPE. Searing my testicles on the grill was incredibly painful but I know my technique to ease the pain left many of you upset. Personal apology to the child who’s ice cream it was.
Rev Colin Scrote retweeted
In Greek mythology, the goddess of love, Aphrodite, cursed the women of Lemnos for not worshipping her by making them smell repugnant. When their husbands refused to have sex with them, they murdered them. The Lemnian women decided to become warriors & farmers & live without men
