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Four years ago today I asked my surgeon if I could keep my appendix in a jar after surgery. He didn't think it was nearly as funny as I did.
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YOUR BOSTON RED SOX ARE POSTSEASON BOUND!

ALT TEXT: Tremendously Postseason Bound Postseason 2025 IMAGE: Postseason clinch graphic featuring shaded, black and white cutouts of players on the 2025 Red Sox roster on top of a light blue background. The design includes a red hanging Sox logo, the 2025 MLB Postseason logo and sticker variations of the team’s slogan “Tremendously Locked In.”
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On July 16th of 2022, the Red Sox infield was 3rd base, Bobby Dalbec, shortstop, Jeter Downs, 2nd base, Connor Wong, and 1st base, Franchy Cordero, I just want everyone to realize how far we’ve come
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BREAKING: Outfielder Roman Anthony and the Boston Red Sox are finalizing an eight-year, $130 million contract extension, sources tell ESPN. The deal, which is pending a physical, includes a club option and will keep Anthony under team control through 2034.
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ain't one damn hot dog or beer or helmet ice cream that tastes good enough to cross a picket line
JUST IN: For the first time in Fenway Park's 113-year history, concession workers are on strike. wcvb.com/article/fenway-work…
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I think it’s over for me
The San Francisco Giants are acquiring All-Star slugger Rafael Devers from the Boston Red Sox, sources confirm to ESPN. An out-of-nowhere blockbuster deal. Boston is getting RHP Jordan Hicks and more. First on the news was @ByRobertMurray.
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The Boston Red Sox are calling up infielder Marcelo Mayer, one of the top prospects in baseball, sources tell ESPN. With Alex Bregman injured, Boston needs infield help, and the 22-year-old Mayer -- who's hitting .271/.347/.471 at Triple-A -- will get the first shot at his ABs.
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lorde announcing her tour the exact minute the new pope was announced....yeah she's kind of like a prettier Jesus
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Bands don’t succeed. Just statistically. So after the surprise indie success of our album Take This To Your Grave, I was sure there was no way but down from there. I was certain we couldn’t possibly match the success we’d had with that album. So I barely bothered considering it as a possibility, I just went in to write and record an album I enjoyed. I told my parents “I swear, just one more semester off and then I’ll go to college.” When “Sugar, We’re Goin Down,” premiered on MTV’s TRL I could tell that I probably wasn’t going to make it to college after all.
Happy 20th anniversary to From Under The Cork Tree, the album that changed everything. You turned it into something so much bigger than us, and for that we’re forever grateful.
We’re working on some cool things to keep the celebration going later this year, but more on that later. Here’s to the next chapter 🌳🖤.
Patrick, Pete, Andy, Joe




























