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Joined October 2011
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please let this exact scene be playing out in real life
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Colleen retweeted
YOUR BOSTON RED SOX ARE POSTSEASON BOUND!
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Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third wheeling if the couple is fun
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On July 16th of 2022, the Red Sox infield was 3rd base, Bobby Dalbec, shortstop, Jeter Downs, 2nd base, Connor Wong, and 1st base, Franchy Cordero, I just want everyone to realize how far we’ve come
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BREAKING: Outfielder Roman Anthony and the Boston Red Sox are finalizing an eight-year, $130 million contract extension, sources tell ESPN. The deal, which is pending a physical, includes a club option and will keep Anthony under team control through 2034.
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ain't one damn hot dog or beer or helmet ice cream that tastes good enough to cross a picket line
JUST IN: For the first time in Fenway Park's 113-year history, concession workers are on strike. wcvb.com/article/fenway-work…
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Oh okay we’re just doing the last 3 seasons again. My mistake
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Me and the Dunkin staff when I show up for my regular
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I think it’s over for me
The San Francisco Giants are acquiring All-Star slugger Rafael Devers from the Boston Red Sox, sources confirm to ESPN. An out-of-nowhere blockbuster deal. Boston is getting RHP Jordan Hicks and more. First on the news was @ByRobertMurray.
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🎶Hello darkness my old friend🎶
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The Boston Red Sox are calling up infielder Marcelo Mayer, one of the top prospects in baseball, sources tell ESPN. With Alex Bregman injured, Boston needs infield help, and the 22-year-old Mayer -- who's hitting .271/.347/.471 at Triple-A -- will get the first shot at his ABs.
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lorde announcing her tour the exact minute the new pope was announced....yeah she's kind of like a prettier Jesus
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a new pope from chicago illionois? sufjan better get back in the studio
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Bands don’t succeed. Just statistically. So after the surprise indie success of our album Take This To Your Grave, I was sure there was no way but down from there. I was certain we couldn’t possibly match the success we’d had with that album. So I barely bothered considering it as a possibility, I just went in to write and record an album I enjoyed. I told my parents “I swear, just one more semester off and then I’ll go to college.” When “Sugar, We’re Goin Down,” premiered on MTV’s TRL I could tell that I probably wasn’t going to make it to college after all. Happy 20th anniversary to From Under The Cork Tree, the album that changed everything. You turned it into something so much bigger than us, and for that we’re forever grateful. We’re working on some cool things to keep the celebration going later this year, but more on that later. Here’s to the next chapter 🌳🖤. Patrick, Pete, Andy, Joe
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Look familiar? @RedSox outfielders stealing home 16 years apart! 4/26/09: Jacoby Ellsbury steals home against the Yankees. 4/26/25: Jarren Duran steals home against the Guardians.
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