Kirk (@ConnorJobson18) header
Kirk (@ConnorJobson18) profile picture

If there is such a thing as reincarnation,knowing my luck, I'll come back as me.

Gosforth
Joined January 2012
Photo by Kirk (@ConnorJobson18)Photo by Kirk (@ConnorJobson18)Photo by Kirk (@ConnorJobson18)Photo by Kirk (@ConnorJobson18)Photo by Kirk (@ConnorJobson18)Photo by Kirk (@ConnorJobson18)Photo by Kirk (@ConnorJobson18)Photo by Kirk (@ConnorJobson18)Photo by Kirk (@ConnorJobson18)Photo by Kirk (@ConnorJobson18)
Lest we Forget
115
1,321
117
19,349
1,816,769
Kirk retweeted
Men are class
A dog gave birth to 11 puppies and is nursing them, while the father is busy with other things.
103
4,342
18
129,363
6,182,372
Please crack down on Irish bars opening in Newcastle
Vape shops. Betting shops. Dodgy businesses. If you look at your high street these days and think ‘who asked for this?’, you’re not alone. I’m doing something about it. We’re giving local people and councils more control over what opens, and tougher powers to crack down on businesses that aren’t good for our communities. For too long, Westminster has stood by while our high streets declined. That ends now.
11
57
4
1,105
159,407
It's wraps boys #NUFC
🚨 EXCL: Bruno Guimaraes informs Newcastle United of wish to leave & join Arsenal. #AFC stepping up pursuit - ready to offer deal worth up to £60m at present but no club-to-club contact yet + #NUFC stance still not entertaining bids for 28yo @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7397441…
6
97
3
1,572
231,031
I would but I’ve just signed up to patio laying with Fred West.
Gregg Wallace is posting on his instagram offering one-to-one health and wellbeing coaching at £200 a month.
201
521
27
12,487
1,151,615
the comeback kings, the returning heroes, the people's band. but enough about Hard-Fi.
The UK is officially listening to one band, it’s 2025 and @oasis are dominating the midweek Official UK Album Charts.
10
131
2
2,755
238,323
A reminder of support available out there. Don’t be alone #IfUCareShare
18
37
4,100
The only scene I’ve ever failed to complete. Shameful 😂
432
878
112
15,878
1,408,981
the gays love it. the straights love it. your mum loves it. The old dears in Tesco love it. It’s a universal smash!
23 years ago, Kylie Minogue released ‘Love At First Sight’
38
1,389
21
15,067
897,838
My limited knowledge of French people is that they love smoking tabs and they love rioting, so this isn't going to end well.
JUST IN: 🇫🇷 France to ban smoking outdoors at most places, including beaches, parks, and near schools.
297
17,247
191
305,915
9,621,720
Wonder if Simon’s lending the toon the disco decker for the parade, start off on barrack road and broke down by Percy Street
2
6
166
12,902
Of everything that happened yesterday... my highlight 😂😂😂
65
137
17
2,855
389,891
Where’s he from again? #NUFC
8
268
25
2,283
122,406
We’ve seen more of ant and dec than Salah.
86
1,990
92
30,555
1,193,702
𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐝𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐝 Blyth Spartans AFC have launched a crowd funding appeal to help secure the immediate future of the club. blythspartans.com/news/crowd… #YourCommunityClub
36
186
30
239
240,911
“A newspaper article brought my career to an end and I chose to give that newspaper an exclusive interview”
20
360
13
6,848
474,892
Random kitchen at 4am:
121
381
88
4,197
604,060
Sadiq Khan pretends he doesn't know what grooming gangs are. Khan is a disgrace.
2,727
7,395
811
34,157
1,251,730
Growing up as a British boy in the 2000s >>>
113
1,485
252
19,620
2,074,829