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This is what Twitter sounds like nowadays, no matter the political ideology, on anything Israel.
Seeing Yair Golan supporters with 🇮🇱 in their Twitter names pleading with him to coalition with the Joint List.
I’m fucking tired, boss.
>former US ambassador to Israel
>doesn’t know who the Joint List is
If exit polls hold, the Israeli public rendered a clear verdict on Netanyahu’s coalition, dropping them from 64 to about 50 seats. He has no path to a government. Eizenkot’s bloc does, working with the Arab parties who appear likely to receive a record 17-18 seats. Israeli democracy has created this important opportunity for change.
If this comes back to bite me, so be it, but it’s going to be absolutely fucking hilarious (in a Joker way) if the opposition can’t form a government because the Joint List did better than expected.
My extremely cold hot take is that if a political ad is being hailed as “absolute 🔥🔥🔥” practically exclusively by existing supporters of the politician that commissioned said ad, then it’s probably not a persuasive masterpiece.
Israeli parties ranked from best to worst *purely* by how thorough and concrete their proposed contingency plans are if the US turns hostile:
1) Yashar
2) Likud
3) Yisrael Beiteinu
4) Together (Bennett)
5) Religious Zionism-Zehut
6) HaDemokratim
Yashar: Energy/water backups + digital sovereignty + food supply resilience.
Likud: Domestic arms production + exploring financial-sanctions workarounds (lol)
Yisrael Beiteinu: 45-day munitions reserves + defense-industry strengthening.
It’s really fucking sad that no Israeli party has developed complete “what-if” plans spanning military, financial, technological, and commercial restrictions on Israel.
They really are betting that diplomacy will always save the day each and every time… except when it doesn’t.
We are NOT doing crowd-size analysis and auditing based off that in 2026.
This is not, nor has ever been, a reliable metric on anything.
2 things can be true:
1) Israel has agency in what actions they do or don’t take.
2) The US can elect a president that (quietly) shares AOC’s views on Israel, and Israel could have Yair Golan as PM and would still be subjected to US sanctions.
It’s a 2-way street.
Does that mean that, one day, this technology will get so advanced that I’ll have a heart of gold?
If you’re a Jewish Dem (or just any Jew of any political denomination) living in Michigan and you’re still UNDECIDED at this point as to who to vote for, your self-preservation instincts are broken.
