@Cooker187

Before I die, I’d like there to be another president named Grover.

 Stuck on an escalator
Joined August 2015
  • Tweets7.7K
  • Following750
  • Followers165
1.4KMedia
Ron Weasley yelling “Expensive Petroleum” while filling up his car might be the peak of comedy 🤣 xitter.cf/FeelYouHappy/status/19…
498
17,081
821
125,816
5,697,874
The Ents showing up to take down Isengard
362
9,628
807
83,603
2,958,826
Huge shoutout to this Carolina Panthers fan dressed as Clark Griswold trapped in the attic in “Christmas Vacation.”
218
2,635
151
55,493
1,291,754
When someone is threatening you but you're an English teacher
1,053
11,150
1,035
120,948
8,193,685
Badger, my ass! It's probably Milhouse...
17
162
1
1,784
48,160
It's a candy dish Rick $90 🍬 #PawnStars #TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever
16
94
2
1,131
21,460
12
157
2
2,815
49,910
I hope this makes your day as much as it made mine, Enjoy 😘
1,724
19,075
1,264
132,942
4,448,993
Lousy Smarch weather.
12
240
4
2,328
74,284
Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal
349
7,628
280
78,597
1,269,219
No way. CC: @Criminalsimpson
58
465
30
5,682
171,539
How is old Grimey? #thesimpsons
22
72
4
1,278
33,957
38
214
9
3,125
114,155
60
279
8
6,087
160,939
Well! If it isn't the leader of the wiener patrol boning up on his nerd lessons!
21
142
10
1,696
72,837
"Do you think we'll ever see her again?" "I'm sure we will, honey... I'm sure we will..."
34
266
10
3,010
118,324
"Oh, now we're into the dregs. Here's Ralph Wiggum's entry... Prepackaged Star Wars characters, still in their display box? Are those the limited-edition action figures?" "What's a diorama?"
17
198
4
2,644
113,403
10
314
21
3,297
207,295
20
914
8
11,323
296,112
😂
22
167
23
2,673
146,659
Load more