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I cook and shit. I'm pretty good at it. it's Twitter, not real life.

Rochester,NY
Joined March 2020
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my grandma was dying from dementia an was close to the final stage, she was bed ridden an barely spoke. one day, my mom sat beside her bed an started reading a colleen hoover book... my grandma started trying to get up an told my mom to "shut up" 😭 last thing she said 😭
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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when I was twelve my mom had a mental breakdown while driving me home. she told me I'd grow up to be a serial killer or a rapist. I told her to kill herself if she managed to raise someone like that. she tried to crash her car into a tree after I said that. lowkey beastmode.
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Replying to @ceibacat
Unfortunately i gotta give it to you both: you for daring her to do it, and her for committing to the bit. Family of gigas.
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when I first came out to my parents (8TH GRADE), we were coming back from a vacation in Florida and barely into Georgia, My dad was silent but my mom was driving, she swerved 3 lanes over and put the car in park on the side of the road. She looked back at me, and asked-
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he aint wanna walk either tbf
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My dad was super abusive and when my mom finally decided it was too dangerous to keep me and my siblings around him, she called the cops on him and we grabbed the bare minimum and went to leave. He was lying on the ground for some reason, and little 7 year old me decided (1/2)
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Replying to @BaltimoreBambii
You gotta leave the room to change your mind
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''no me gustó el sketch de Marcello Hernandez y Druski en SNL''
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He threw a hissy fit at everyone except for the guy that invited his opponent on a song to bust his head open. That’s crazy.
Future and Drake back by popular demand 🚨
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No homo is much better than pause. No homo is clear and definitive. Pause suggests the homosexuality may resume at a later date
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The Pontiac Aztek ran so the Cybertruck could walk
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We turning Greg Abbott into a Waymo
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I Ain’t fuck you and that’s all that matters to me fr.
Replying to @_WordSmiff_
u fucked a tomboy sir, ur attracted to masculinity.
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You said something mean about his pacifier, so he let out his big feelings.
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What is Radio doing with that whistle?
This black couple walked into a dealership and got caught trying to falsify their financial documents, all to buy a 2019 Hellcat. “I don’t want to snitch or nothin’, but the cops are on their way.” 🤦🏻‍♂️ 🤣
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I cannot heal in the environment I got sick in brother.
That lady with the heavy breasts will heal you champ. Let her save you. 🤲
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Reading comprehension (not you) in the trash or I'm bugging? OG tweet said the person cooking for the whole family? That don't mean that they're making everything and just want a lil tithe?
Them people prolly don’t be bringing dishes and be taking up all the food home w their own plastic containers and barely contributing
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Deep happy sigh. This is so refreshing. YES
Damon Wayans says that even at 65 years old, if Keenen tells him to get him a soda, he's going to go get it, because in their family, it’s all about an unspoken code of respect, seniority, and brotherly hierarchy. “Yeah, but like even now, this is how my family is. Like, I'm 65 years old and Keenen goes, "Go get me a soda," and I got to go get it.” “If Marlon walks in a room, and you know, if I walk in a room and there's no seats, Marlon gets up. Sean and Keenen will sit, and Marlon will get up and say, "You sit here." And my son will have to do the same thing.” “That's why I love the fact that they have children. Because I go to my theater sometimes and little Damon's there and Mikey's there, and as soon as I walk in the room, the youngest one gets up and lets me sit down without question, and I love that.” “It's just how we do with each other. It's just a quiet code. Some things you don't have to teach, it's just what you see.”
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I promise I’m not making it up. I was mad confused and unless she making big bucks off Jesus, she got big debt for Jesus
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I promise I’m not making it up. I was mad confused and unless she making big bucks off Jesus, she got big debt for Jesus
This sounds like a Tyler Perry skit
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