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Shmedricko

@CoreyLaurin

Nonsense etc.

Joined June 2011
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(inside the torture sphere) wth this sucks. i hate the torture sphere (outside the torture sphere) ok now that i think about it, the torture sphere has a sort of “je ne sais quoi”
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bailey@Baileymoon15Oct 12
got upskirted by one of those subway grates and tried to pull a marilyn monroe but instead i showed a bunch of nyu students my pussy
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wint
@dril7 Oct 2024
i would like to report some heinous and sinister bathroom speech i have seen on this page to my aunty
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just spitballing here but what if instead of a beer glass that makes you drink slower, there were a longbeck beer bottle with ridges in the neck (almost like a vortex) that shot beer down your throat at record speeds
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@nexta_tv6 Oct 2024
Japan has invented a beer glass that makes you drink slower. The shape of the glass slows down the pace of drinking by about three times.
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Anelien@cupcakelogic30 Jun 2023
Concept: a game where you're a one person postal servic in a slowly healing world after a major apocalypse, you connect different small towns together and do little side quests, customize the rv you live in and find love along the way, it is titled Post Apocalyptic
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Quick question: how do we feel about calling people "Pilgrim" in the endearing baseball-coach-rustling-a-players-hair kinda way? We talking slur? Reclaimed term? Would be a shame for such a fun word to go underutilized
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AI generated Shaq Commercial THE SHAK SHAKER $HAMILLION 😱 This is nightmare fuel 😱
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Seems like everything these days is Natural this and Natural that. Who is behind all this Natural business? BIG NATURALS?
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@ADDiane31 May 2023
[High as fuck, eating popcorn] hmm corn is a grain, I wonder if they could make bread out of corn. Hmmmm. Corn. Bread. I wonder if they could do it. It's never been done before I don't think. Bread from corn. Corn into bread.
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mixing parmesan cheese and soy sauce is the forbidden umami holy grail
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just went number 3
Image from owl man (@nickmurray622)
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Everybody you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about against 30-50 feral hogs
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Clip the treadmills emergency stop clothespin thing directly to the nipple to increase endorphins
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Is it just me or did "life hacks" go from originally cute curiosities to complete dog shit for the last 7 years to actually life-changing in the last couple months?
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Ed Balls@edballs28 Apr 2011
Ed Balls
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You're watching the news, all gloom and doom as usual, when the weather segment comes on - a cherry jingle. Carl Weathers is standing there with sad rain clouds projected all over him. He accidentally wore a green sports coat. After 5 seconds of the deadest air possible he says:
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This is Carl Weathers coming at you with Carls Weathers.
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.@TheCarlWeathers sorry I forgot to tag you
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