Dear Most of Twitter: I don't have time for your shit.
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If you're bothered by singular "their"
Of this you might not be aware:
One "you" should be "thou"
(But to talk that way now
Makes one sound like an old-fashioned square)
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Canada, the provinces and territories, and First Nations leaders are working in partnership to ensure that First Nations not only have the opportunity to build their community and country stronger, but to share in the wealth we create together.
Today, we built on the progress we’ve made and raised our ambitions to build bigger and better, together.
pm.gc.ca/en/news/news-releas…
Things are going to get violent at the US midterms, as countless MAGA morons harass certain voters at the polls in hopes of getting a bounty.
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Mark Carney, when asked just now what has changed in US trade talks over past week: "To the extent any progress has been made, it's because the US is coming closer to our position."
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We talk a lot about industrial productivity but I think one of the greatest boons AI has provided is to people who just don't want to deal with the most basic of adult obligations (learning in college, parenting, listening, communicating with other adults, etc)
Hey, at least Dallas Brodie's banana nut bar party was shut out in BC.
globalnews.ca/news/12112175/…
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Israel Elections 2026 • Last polls before election put Eisenkot ahead of Netanyahu as both lack majority haaretz.com/israel-news/elec…
Into the Hall Of Epic Fails he goes.
His bust will be displayed prominently over by the washrooms.
‘I accept full responsibility’: Eby resigns as B.C. NDP leader ctvnews.ca/vancouver/article…
Apparently, this chain has restaurants in Canada. I’ve never seen one, but I don’t think I want to… tastingtable.com/2202841/che…
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This is actually a condescending view of working-class people. I grew up in a working-class immigrant family and we ate at Red Lobster and The Cheesecake Factory for "fancy nights out." But even we understood that the White House should not look like the inside of a Red Lobster. Working-class people are not culturally illiterate just because their experiences are shaped by their limited means.
“…a person’s access to power should be in inverse proportion to their desire for it.“
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Parody account? There are so many now.
People have asked what my secret is, and so here it goes.
Daily Alpha Male Stack:
• 90mg Adderall XR (crushed in raw eggs)
• 800mg testosterone cypionate
• 200mg Viagra
• 50,000 IU vitamin D3
• 20,000 IU vitamin A
• 150mg trenbolone acetate
• 100mg Viagra (second dose)
• 400mg caffeine + yohimbine
• 10mg Cialis
• Deer antler velvet (nasal spray)
• 100mg sildenafil + 20mg tadalafil
• Ultra Mass 9000 SARM
• 400mg testosterone propionate
• 75mg Adderall
• 150mg Viagra (third dose)
• 10,000mcg B12 injection
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Mélanie Joly brushes off allegations of interference: "Facts must be straightened in the sense that indeed I met with Democrats in the US, but I met with Republicans, which the American Embassy failed to present."
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The federal government have found potential Canadian buyers for Stelco according to the Industry Minister
Melanie Joly again wrote to Cleveland-Cliffs today, warning of a potential forced sale if the the Hamilton layoffs aren’t reversed in 15 days, something the company so far has refused to do #cdnpoli
