Dear Most of Twitter: I don't have time for your shit.

Canada
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Canada, the provinces and territories, and First Nations leaders are working in partnership to ensure that First Nations not only have the opportunity to build their community and country stronger, but to share in the wealth we create together. Today, we built on the progress we’ve made and raised our ambitions to build bigger and better, together. pm.gc.ca/en/news/news-releas…
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Mark Carney, when asked just now what has changed in US trade talks over past week: "To the extent any progress has been made, it's because the US is coming closer to our position."
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We talk a lot about industrial productivity but I think one of the greatest boons AI has provided is to people who just don't want to deal with the most basic of adult obligations (learning in college, parenting, listening, communicating with other adults, etc)
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Israel Elections 2026 • Last polls before election put Eisenkot ahead of Netanyahu as both lack majority haaretz.com/israel-news/elec…
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From two years ago.
Pro tip: nationalize Starlink before Putin does.
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This is actually a condescending view of working-class people. I grew up in a working-class immigrant family and we ate at Red Lobster and The Cheesecake Factory for "fancy nights out." But even we understood that the White House should not look like the inside of a Red Lobster. Working-class people are not culturally illiterate just because their experiences are shaped by their limited means.
Does Obama not understand that to most Americans the Cheesecake Factory is a very nice and fancy restaurant?
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If we nominate Trump, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it.
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Mélanie Joly brushes off allegations of interference: "Facts must be straightened in the sense that indeed I met with Democrats in the US, but I met with Republicans, which the American Embassy failed to present."
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The federal government have found potential Canadian buyers for Stelco according to the Industry Minister Melanie Joly again wrote to Cleveland-Cliffs today, warning of a potential forced sale if the the Hamilton layoffs aren’t reversed in 15 days, something the company so far has refused to do #cdnpoli
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This is Dwight Eisenhower's globe. He was Chief of Army War Plans at the start of WWII. As the Germans conquered Europe, Ike filled in their advances with a green pen. The globe was in the area of the Pentagon hit on 9/11. I do not know if it survived.
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My response to @USAmbCanada
FACT SHEET: Monitoring Canadian Activities in U.S. Politics ca.usembassy.gov/fact-sheet-…
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Department of Impossibly Apt Symbolism.
Pete Hegseth demanded his team to bring Eisenhower's globe in his office, despite warnings that only historians should move the iconic globe. His staff dropped it and broke it.
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News: Canada barred its diplomats from meeting with, attending events with or even being anywhere near US midterm candidates until the election, as part of a "risk-averse" approach to avoid any Trumpworld allegations of interference. Story via @btaplatt & me on @TheTerminal.
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Just the US Ambassador palling around with a Wexit loon who led an anti-government campaign that sought to annul a federal election. But he thinks foreign meddling in domestic politics is bad. You're a lowlife imbecile, @USAmbCanada.
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US President Donald Trump ordered to sit for deposition in his defamation case against BBC by 11 December bbc.in/3U62LVH
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I’ll stipulate that Trump is an agent of Putin. Go down the checklist. 1. Destroyed the Western alliance? Putin wanted that. 2. Threatened a NATO ally over Greenland? Putin wanted that. 3. Pulled out of the intermediate nuclear pact? Putin wanted that. 4. Withdrawing 25-40,000 troops from Western Europe while Russian bellicosity is rising? Putin wanted that. 5. Russian satellites giving coordinates to Iranians killing our soldiers, and his response is “they kill us, we kill them”? What American president says that? I think he’s been compromised. The election of Donald Trump may be the greatest foreign policy success in post-Czarist Russian history.
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Trump: We were in the midst of negotiating and a lot of stupid people said why aren’t you putting Russian sanctions— Collins: But you said you didn’t give anything for his release Trump: If I didn’t do that, you wouldn’t have him coming back. Collins: So you did give something. Trump: You don’t know anything. You’re fake news CNN. Collins: You’re saying you lifted the sanctions in exchange for his release? Trump: You don’t know what you’re talking about. You’re a low IQ person. You’re a dummy.
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Mr. Vice President, if you’re going to insult me at least have the guts to tag my account.
President Donald J. Trump eviscerates imbecile “journalist” Andrew Feinberg for misbehaving in the Oval Office: "What's wrong with you? Are you a sick person? I actually think there's something wrong with you."
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Katie Zacharia (@longislanddirt) stops by The Tonight Show to address her five days as White House press secretary. #FallonTonight
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