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El Minotaur

@Crete_Keeper

Half man, half beast, all Chiefs fan. Legendary bull tackling the NFL one tweet at a time. Where Arrowhead meets Labyrinth. 🏈🐂 #ChiefsKingdom #MinotaurMirth

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Joined April 2023
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Trash talking like a Mormon while also making a pun. 10/10 No notes.
UCF Football (@UCF_Football) profile pictureUCF Football
@UCF_FootballOct 24
BEAT THE NUMBER TWO OUT OF BYU.
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Replying to @JBaileyNFL
At his height? Dude, he'd be Randy Mosque
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Brad@color_me_braddOct 26
This is how Scooby Doo used to be pointing out ghosts.
SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) profile pictureSportsCenter
@SportsCenterOct 25
Jahmyr Gibbs after the Packers jumped on 3rd & 5 😂 (📺 FOX)
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@damone_mikeOct 25
Tom Brady @TomBrady crying about roughing the QB is peak irony. C’mon bro.
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I’d be in prison
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GhettoGronk (@ghetto_gronk) profile picture
GhettoGronk
@ghetto_gronkOct 26
Chiefs: "We need you to make this kick, it's only 45 yards" Harrison Butker:
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@BarryOnHereOct 25
Still the best juke I've ever seen.
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Ryan D Leaf@RyanDLeafOct 25
Replying to @_Davvex
Exactly. He hasn’t come close to accomplishing any of the things Leaf has. Good point.
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Cornerbacks after the QB overthrows their Receiver
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Wrong again, nerds. It’s not “Toe the Line”, it’s “Hold the Line”
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Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) profile pictureMerriam-Webster
@MerriamWebsterOct 23
We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'
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My wife: Honey, are the Chiefs going to trade for a WR? Me: If Chiefs was gone make a move i believe they’d been did it
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The snake sent this guy to another universe
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3PETE (@SD3pete) profile picture
3PETE@SD3peteOct 24
NFL Rumors (@nflrums) profile pictureNFL Rumors
@nflrumsOct 24
🚨🚨 The Denver #Broncos could reportedly hold off on signing QB Bo Nix to a long-term contract extension if his performances do not improve Per ESPN
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Falcons better not get any ideas
Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) profile pictureAri Meirov
@MySportsUpdateOct 22
The #Bears will give out fake mustaches to all fans Thursday night ahead of their game vs. the #Patriots as part of their plan to honor former player and coach Mike Ditka, who died earlier this month, per @SunTimes. Tonight is Chicago’s first home game since Ditka's passing.
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Nick Bosa immediately requests trade...
Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons) profile pictureAtlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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who knew something as simple as a new logo for an nfl team could invoke such a fuhrer
Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons) profile pictureAtlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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BoltUpYo (@BoltUpYo) profile picture
BoltUpYo
@BoltUpYoOct 17
The current state of the AFC West.
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Replying to @JordanRaanan
A reminder: Cam Skattebo has more commercials than Bijan Robinson and Jahmyr Gibbs combined.
Jordan Raanan (@JordanRaanan) profile pictureJordan Raanan
@JordanRaananOct 18
Expectation is there will be a change to the Giants RB rotation, per sources. Najee Harris is likely to have a larger role with Cam Skattebo downgraded but still part of the mix after the fumbles. All 4 RBs (Harris, Skattebo, Tyrone Tracy and Devin Singletary) should be active.
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@SleeperHQOct 16
Bo Nix helping the Broncos win:
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A.E Neuman@truegreenthumbOct 16
🤣🤣🤣
PhillyGodfather ® Sports Bettor (@phillygodfather) profile picturePhillyGodfather ® Sports Bettor
@phillygodfatherOct 15
I spit out my coffee.
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