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#Critter | #Writer of poems about @CriticalRole, #Geeklife & real life. (He/Him) | Body Positivity | #FitGeek #HealthyGeek | #BLM #Atheist

Ohio, USA
Joined July 2019
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.@amyactonoh on Vivek Ramaswamy's abhorrent campaign ad: "I won't normalize somebody who has said that my childhood is 'something I'm just complaining about,' who today, just released an ad using my birth mother, who I was removed from at the age of 12 for severe abuse and neglect and sexual abuse... The words our leaders use matter and I think it's gonna take courage right now from all of us to stop normalizing this sort of rhetoric."
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It is a basic principle of American democracy that the government can’t selectively target individuals simply because of their political beliefs or what they say. But that’s exactly what the Trump Administration is doing to Congresswoman Ilhan Omar of Minnesota. To understand why this is so appalling, it’s important to know the facts. Congresswoman Omar came to this country with her father when she was 12 years old. Five years later, her father became a naturalized citizen. If Ilhan had been 18 at the time, she would have had to apply for citizenship separately. But because she was 17, she became a naturalized citizen automatically. Congresswoman Omar went on to graduate from college, work as a community organizer, become the first Somali-American legislator elected to public office in the U.S., and win a seat in Congress. There, she has been one of the Trump Administration’s fiercest critics, which has led the president to repeatedly single her out as someone who he believes does not belong in this country. Now the Administration is actively trying to deport Congresswoman Omar, seemingly based solely on the unsubstantiated theory that she was actually 18 when her father was naturalized, and therefore is not a citizen. Federal agents have raided her home, confiscated personal records, and seized her phone — all to try and uncover a nonexistent smoking gun from 20 years ago that will somehow make their case. Think about that. The full weight of the federal government is being brought down on a law-abiding elected official because she has dared to criticize the president. And it’s not the first time this has happened. Under President Trump, the Justice Department has repeatedly gone after those he considers his political enemies — from the Attorney General of New York, to the former head of the FBI, to members of the Federal Reserve. In those cases, the prosecutions either stalled or were dismissed for having no basis in law, and the same is likely to happen in this case. But not before Congresswoman Omar’s life has been turned upside down, her legal bills have piled up, and she’s been forced to spend time fighting unsubstantiated charges instead of serving the people of Minnesota. The fact that any president, or any administration, is willing to engage in such transparent efforts to intimidate someone should outrage all Americans, regardless of how they feel about Congresswoman Omar’s political views. Because if this becomes the new normal, there’s no reason to believe it will stop with her — or that future presidents, in either party, won’t do the same.
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I don't care if they say she has a 110% chance. We freaking vote like it's 50-50 do you hear me
NEW ALL-TIME HIGH: Democrat Amy Acton has a 71% chance to win the Ohio Governor race
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Celebrating R.L. Stine today 🥳 On our favorite author's birthday, we are giving away five posters signed by Mr. Stine himself! Like, repost, and make sure you are following us to be entered to win one 🗳️
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Since Trump Took Office: Gas +39% Diesel +69% Utilities +15% Jet fuel +100% Health care +13% Ground beef +25% Elon Wealth: +122% Wall Street Profits +22% CEO Pay: +14% Real Wages: +.5% Trump Wealth: Doubled. Trump Cabinet: 8 members worth $100M+ Do you fucking get it yet?
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I made it to 46. Not bad, considering doctors told my mom I’d never see 3. Each birthday, I celebrate by asking one celebrity to help me make the world a little better. This year, I’m reaching out to @mcuban, and you can help by vouching. Mark, as a fellow Pittsburgher, I think we both value two things: time and making a difference. Time, I’m running a little low on. I’ve spent 25 years working in disability technology, and today I direct Mount Sinai’s Back-to-Life Center. Here’s the problem I can’t stop thinking about: No one teaches disabled people how to be disabled. The healthcare system can save your life, stabilize you, rehab you—and then, far too often, send you home to figure out the rest yourself. How do I use technology to regain independence? How do I work? How do I date? How do I travel? How do I find the tools that make everyday life possible? How do I build a life instead of simply surviving one? The answers exist. The technology exists. The knowledge exists. But there’s no real bridge connecting people to it. So here’s my birthday ask: Let me send you one email laying out how I think we can build that bridge. No pitch deck. No ask for a check. If you think there’s something there, point me toward one person, company, or organization you think I should be talking to. That would be one hell of a 46th birthday present.
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Mitch McConnell has earned more as a corpse in 3 months than a full-time minimum wage worker earns in 3 years.
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Most people have jobs and lives. They cannot play a game for 16 hours a day and they have to go to bed, to work, to school. They may forget what they did last in game. This feature is helpful for those people. If you don’t need it, don’t use it. That’s what accessibility is like.
Nintendo adding worthless features because they think gamers are stupid 😆 Bruh the original game did a good job at telling you where to go even as grade schoolers/middle schoolers my brothers and I had no problems. When this geature got brought up I was like "Why?"
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At this point I'm convinced being a conservative is just having no friends or hobbies because it seems like their whole day is just being a hateful piece of shit to fill a massive void in their lives.
Enes Kanter Freedom responds to reports that he’s ineligible to play in the WNBA: “I am a woman. I should be allowed to play.” “Article 13 Section 1 says if you identify as a woman, then you are allowed to play. I identify as a woman, so yes I can play”
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This aged well
BREAKING: The FDA is planning to end most of its routine food safety inspections, according to CBS News.
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Mitch McConnell is the only vegetable the FDA hasn’t recalled
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I think it’s time to start eating the rich because everything else has salmonella, listeria, E. coli, or glass in it.
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It was called a computer room, and we used to leave the internet there.
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PlayStation has told everyone to brace for an entirely physical-media-free future just days after the company deleted more than 550 movies from the PlayStation Network. For more info: bit.ly/44HyhLb
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If this ain’t it in a nutshell
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A note to my friends who still back Trump: I am not here to dunk on you. I am writing because you have a working brain, and this story insults it. The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool got a $14 million paint job. Shortly thereafter the water turned green and the new “American flag blue” coating started peeling off the bottom in sheets. Trump says vandals did it. He claims, without evidence, that someone took a knife and cut a 300-foot slit, a number that grew to 350 feet while he was still talking. Back on May 4, Trump bragged about that same coating and said, if you had a knife, you could not even cut it, so strong, like powerful rubber. He cannot have it both ways. And the green water? A George Mason scientist tested it and found ordinary, non-toxic algae, the kind that blooms in any shallow sunny pool. To fight it, crews dumped hydrogen peroxide into the water. Hydrogen peroxide is also a paint stripper. That, not sabotage or vandalism, is the obvious reason the paint came off. They wrecked their own paint job, then blamed phantom vandals for it. The lone "vandal" they paraded is a 67-year-old Olympian who touched a flap of paint already peeling on its own. Here is the thing. If they will look you in the eye and lie about something this small, something you can see with your own eyes, ask yourself what else they are lying to you about. Again, you have a working brain. People like Karoline Leavitt are counting on you to stay loyal instead of exercising independent thought. Prove them wrong.
Leavitt: The vandalism is very real. Despite what Tim Walz wants to say. There have actually been six arrests at the Reflecting Pool where, again, these deranged individuals—many of them longtime donors to the Democratic Party, to Barack Obama, to ActBlue—have been vandalizing and desecrating our federal monument, one of the most beautiful monuments in the world: The Reflecting Pool.  And that’s why President Trump is not going to stop with this effort. They’re not only holding those people accountable, but they’re going to fix the pool and continue to make it beautiful after this despicable vandalism, just in time to celebrate our nation’s 250th birthday next week.
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> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program > screwworm outbreak almost immediately > $1B to combat it Government efficiency
The Trump administration has announced they'll need to spend an estimated $1 billion to combat the New World Screwworm.
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I was bummed about having to fill up my tank & go grocery shopping, but now that I've heard that the reflecting LAKE is taller than the Empire State building, for the 37th time, I feel much better!
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This one hits hard.
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