don't mind the username! this is my account and always has been!
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cruising through time all alone is less fun than it used to be. I'm here to make friends!
I LOVE interacting with other parodies, and non parodies as well!
my strawpage has 2 sections: one work related and one for everything else!
timekeeps.straw.page
headcanons in image :3
⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳ retweeted
// uhh just a little ship discourse here because it's made me uncomfortable recently...
GET THAT BLUEBERRY BITCH AWAY FROM MY GLORIOUS CARMEL SAVIOR ISTG
i HATE shadow milk cookie x tk SO MUCH i can't put it into WORDS. THINK I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM HATE SPEECH (1/4)
⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳ retweeted
he does his work dutifully
he will be frozen in a block of ice later
suggest more t̶o̶r̶t̶u̶r̶e̶ behavior correction methods
⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳ retweeted
if i hear "shadowkeeper" one more time im killing everyone
it was bad enough when it was just a crackship
i knew it would be a problem but this is unforgivable
ruining her character for that stupid blue twink that she should be able to erase with literally a blink of her lashes+
⏳✨Timekeeper!!✨⏳ retweeted
A clear sign of the negative impact a Shadow Milk Cookie has on an ecosystem 💔
I see my fellow Timekeeper Cookies beginning their accounts or returning to their accounts, so I feel I must make an announcement on the matter!
I will not be returning to posting regularly until Devsisters' Mary Sue Deviantart OC is dealt with!
Apologies for the absence! Consider it a temporary exercise to test the independence of the TBD! I will not always be around, you know~♪
Millennial Tree Cookie, of all cookies, should know that a blacklist cannot stop me! There are over seven billion ways this theoretical party could end, and all of the best ones are the ones in which I attend!
Doesn't matter what you mean! This relationship still maintains an imbalance of power, and I will not acknowledge it as a friendship until that imbalance is in my favor!
(I must say I've considered it though...)
Apologies for the prolonged absence, I lost track of time! Literally! It's taking a lot out of all of the TBD trying to find it!
// uhh yall want a tk kiss meter or smth? cuz those are happening... i can only draw in the cookie run style so uhh yeah
and i get like 15-20 likes max 😿
if yes, suggest characters cuz idk what ships r popular 😿
97%YES!!!
3%ABSOLUTELY NOT
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