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Hello! This is the official account for the entire TBD! Made and mostly managed by Coffee Candy Cookie!

Time Balance Department
Joined September 2025
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Hello all! This is the brand-new Time Balance Department official account! Our director trusted me, Coffee Candy Cookie, with making this account, so I hope I did well! I will try to make a thread of information on this account below this post!
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Apologies for the absence! Consider it a temporary exercise to test the independence of the TBD! I will not always be around, you know~♪
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Why, thank you! But I hope this isn't a poor attempt at a bribe...
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...what? I- don't know what you're talking about... (but if I had only acted faster...)
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I mean, outside of work hours they aren't that bad...
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Thanks! And, tested for what now? 🍁 I would tend to agree... 🫓🔨
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I don't think I've ever seen Baguette Cookie outside of work... Though I'd love to! ☕🍬 I can't say I've sought her out, though I wouldn't mind the company... 🥖📗
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What did you call me..? But yes, I did salvage all the parts for it! 🥐🔧
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Our director has added the rest of us to their strawpage! timekeeps.straw.page ☕🍬
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I... I see... Well, you are The Director, I suppose... You would know better than I would... 🥖📗
Eh, their timelines were crumbling anyway! If I hadn't moved them when I did, they'd be fading away with the rest of their timeline! Consider it an experiment, and disregard any unusual data regarding them!
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You've been... Intentionally placing cookies into the wrong timelines? Is that why we were receiving so many unexpected errors? 🥖📗
Hm... How many Virtues have I temporally displaced? Eh, it's not that important anyway!
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// i like how when cookies are referring to The Director they use they/them but when they're referring to Timekeeper Cookie (the ones who know her), they use she/her more often like oouh the oh so mysterious Director versus That Girl that's in charge for some reason
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Okay, Your Watermelonness! 🥐🔧
Ooh, how about instead of calling me The Director all the time, some of you cookies spiced it up with some of these!
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So? It's full of things I might need! Some time! Maybe! 🍁
You haven't been in that room in years! 🫓
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You haven't been in that room in years! 🫓
Hold on, I didn't agree to this! I need that space! 🍁
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Hold on, I didn't agree to this! I need that space! 🍁
Update on her condition! She has woken up, but still needs to rest! She's in a back room of the Relic Management Division until further notice! 🥐🔧
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Update on her condition! She has woken up, but still needs to rest! She's in a back room of the Relic Management Division until further notice! 🥐🔧
The Director has been located. She was found unconscious, in a car of dubious origin, at the bottom of the ocean. I had to make a deal with a mercookie to have her brought to the surface. ...I do not know why I allowed Croissant Cookie to convince me to help her with this... -🪢
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