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Joined September 2019
A modern-day police procedural take on ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ is in the works at NBC. The series follows Jay Gatsby, a charming investigator with a gift for reading human behavior, and Nicole “Nicky” Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer. (Source: Deadline)
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doctor says I ain't got a human soul. it's orangertang or some shit
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why is woody staring up his buzzhole
Sometimes I forget how good toy story 1’s sound track is but then I go back and listen to it and I’m hit with the joy of 1000 suns
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my son was killed by a truth nuke in the infowars
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Holiday dates LEAKED Halloween - 10/31 Thanksgiving - 11/26 Christmas - 12/25 New Years - 1/1
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if this pathetic meth head cosplaying as taika waititi can’t answer the most basic of questions he should be reduced to a smoldering pile of ash and stepped on by the populace he so despises
⚡️#BREAKING Alex Karp has mental breakdown in front of reporters
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To me the enduring thing about Breaking Bad is how they broke the mold of that post-Lost pre-mapped out style of storytelling… those mfs wrote themselves into some insane corners and backed into world-building + lore so rich you would think it was planned out, that’s TV baby
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He’s mad with power, he thinks he’s George, Jerry, and executioner
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George Bush didn't do 9/11 until he was 55. Don't lose your passion and curiosity, you have time.
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to the tune of happy and you know it:
If you’re scalping movie tickets kill yourself
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My uncle performed the first Minion autopsy out near Marietta. Year was ‘89. Thick, thick skin, like a boar’s. Downstairs was all cloaca. Kevin still visits the grave
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as a boy i thought it was about some kind of “Dunder Chief” who would do said dirty deeds. i was dumb as hell
When I was a kid I thought the chorus of dirty deeds don't dirt cheap by ac/dc said durdy dee and the dunder chee
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a blue chemical
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my favorite part about arby’s is how they let you pay with your body
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Jimothy as a baby in my friend’s backyard
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My favorite moment in any Evil Dead and maybe any movie ever:
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What if Jared Fogle comes out of prison looking super buff and Subway hires him back as their spokesman
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i think the way a lot of you engage with the world around you is quite deranged
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