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Zack

@hamdograt

ur favorite bipolar wife guy

 Texas, USA
Joined November 2022
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Call me Dyson the way I just keep on sucking in new and innovative ways
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What if we all commied out
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Not me, I want something far more severe that is actually going to work
MayoIsSpicyy (@Mayoisspicyy) profile pictureMayoIsSpicyy@MayoisspicyyNov 4
Americans want Nuremberg trials.
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Okay but complaining about the idea of God being non-binary is dumb because like you think God has a weiner? lol what's he gonna do with it, jerk off? lol somebody call the pope we got a discovery here
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shawty a thespian with a phatty just palmfuls of waterbed back there, for real like ass exemplar of classical jiggle physics
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jocy@jocelynseip17h
under woke 3.0 you will be publicly executed for creating an AI poster for your burger restaurant
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Punk@forestkeyz23h
Need a foot rub…ing my penis
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Breaking: Hinojosa pledges to turn the Mothership back into the Alamo Drafthouse Ritz with paper order slips and the 2016 menu
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If it's Jeffries and Schumer we're jan 6ing, right?
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My favorite genre of image
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Talarico - Spurs fan Hinojosa - Spurs fan not the Rockets (Ted), not the Mavs (Paxton), or some whisy washy shit (Abbott)
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I wish I could commit crimes with impunity. I would change the world.
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New Hampshire is pretty, but as a Texan I don’t think I could handle living in a red state
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Another thing about Dems controlling Texas across the board is that hopefully they'll undo all of the voter suppression bs that Paxton, et al., have been up to. Unrig the game, keep Texas blue forever
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Big news that is being overlooked
Texas Democratic Party (@texasdemocrats) profile pictureTexas Democratic Party
@texasdemocratsNov 4
THIS JUST IN: Democrats have FLIPPED the Texas State Board of Education! This is a monumental win for Texas students, families, and the entire education community in our great state. Congratulations to our incredible candidates!
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Bitter leftists are cia
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Are you from Mississippi? Because you're the only miss that should have fucking voted
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At the park with my kid and it's amazing how many shitty kids there are out there smh
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I AM TEXAN I WAS BORN HERE I LOVE TEXAS I AM PATRIOTIC I WAS JUST WAITING FOR TEXAS TO LOVE ME BACK
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Please don't credit Californians for blue Texas. Most of those assholes were republicans who were "running away from tyrannical democrats" in CA (e.g. Musk). We won DESPITE them, not because of them. Texans did this for ourselves
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The second impeachment proceedings begin, trump will resign and president vance will pardon him and then trump will move to Dubai or tel Aviv or some shit and then unfortunately die peacefully with his head intact
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